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Chinspinner 11-17-2017 05:56 PM

Sexy Introductions
 
Hi, We got all horny over there.

Oh hang on, an introduction, we kinda got all horny over there, like people do when they are all horny, and we were. Ooh horny, you never seen nothing like it, pure horn, a horn of pure sex is how it was. Sexy Horn is what we went for. Is this a short story? Then the horn exploded.

Chinspinner 11-17-2017 06:20 PM

I would like to apologise for my poor behaviour, I was tricked into my horn remarks. Never normally would I mention my horn, to do so is horrible. Horns are unacceptable.

I hope I am sufficiently contrite, and that those who fake outrage that will inevitably follow the use of the word "horn" feel vindicated, Because what we need now, more than anything, is idiots getting offended because they are too stupid to know not to. So apologies.

brianpatrick 11-17-2017 06:32 PM

You misspelled apologize. Sorry.


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Chinspinner 11-17-2017 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by brianpatrick (Post 738383)
You misspelled apologize. Sorry.


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Not if you speak Queen's English, fellah.

brianpatrick 11-17-2017 06:35 PM

Iíd like to read the story you posted, as well as catch up on The Mere Tide, but Tapatalk is not working with the forum right now. Iím only getting the last couple paragraphs of stories posted by members here.

I keep hoping the problem will fix itself.


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Chinspinner 11-17-2017 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by brianpatrick (Post 738385)
Iíd like to read the story you posted, as well as catch up on The Mere Tide, but Tapatalk is not working with the forum right now. Iím only getting the last couple paragraphs of stories posted by members here.

I keep hoping the problem will fix itself.


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Hope you can, but also want female perspective. Sorted yeah.

brianpatrick 11-17-2017 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chinspinner (Post 738384)
Not if you speak Queen's English, fellah.



https://youtu.be/02D2T3wGCYg


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Chinspinner 11-17-2017 07:00 PM

You do realise that I am from London?

brianpatrick 11-17-2017 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chinspinner (Post 738389)
You do realise that I am from London?



I did once you said you spoke the Queens English. Hence, the tribute.


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Chinspinner 11-17-2017 07:10 PM

A+ for general A+ness

brianpatrick 11-17-2017 07:12 PM

A+ness... I like that. Can I steal it?


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Chinspinner 11-17-2017 07:22 PM

If you read it, yeah,

Chinspinner 11-17-2017 07:32 PM

May I mention that Brian had a lovely evening. He went home sober and chaste. I am only available for fuck off, so please bare that in mind.

brianpatrick 11-17-2017 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Chinspinner (Post 738394)
May I mention that Brian had a lovely evening. He went home sober and chaste. I am only available for fuck off, so please bare that in mind.



Fuck off is my favorite subject.

Once reality became Ďsubjectiveí and all could choose which they preferred to live in, interactions with others became boring.

Fuck off is pretty much all thatís left.

You are right about the sober and chaste part though. Iíve sworn off the devilís piss for now, and the wife is in no mood.


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Chinspinner 11-17-2017 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianpatrick (Post 738396)
Fuck off is my favorite subject.

Once reality became Ďsubjectiveí and all could choose which they preferred to live in, interactions with others became boring.

Fuck off is pretty much all thatís left.

You are right about the sober and chaste part though. Iíve sworn off the devilís piss for now, and the wife is in no mood.


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Well fuck off did as he said. I assume you need some drunken, opposite of chastity, whatever that shit is. I don't, but you can cool down with my latest writing.

fleamailman 11-18-2017 03:34 AM

("...ah yes, would this rebuff of brianpatrick be an online romance in our times then..." ventured the goblin noting too that what had started off as "horny" had ended up as "fuck off", sidestepping all that though the goblin just welcomed Chinspinner as best he could, stating "...well now, if you're here to write then I'm here to read, though if you'd prefer to converse instead then I'll accompany you where you wilst within the limit of decency...", oh yes, the goblin was game, anything to take him out of himself he knew, restarting "...odd isn't it, I mean most writers think that they will first write something and then find their readers afterwards, but that's just backwards today as those readers are actually reading us already here, so all you have to do is write that which calls them to your posts first, after which they will follow you to wherever else you might wish to take them, yes they know that this is all fiction, but fiction is our trade, moreover fiction is what they want from us too...", and with that the goblin held up his outstretched hand in hope that he wasn't being too forward, smiling "...I have no designs upon your person, instead it's a masked ball between us now, can you dance though, those who can dance with the pens are the ones who deserve to be observed, where those readers do so lavish attention upon those whom they find fascinating, yet nothing lasts forever though, we all exit at some point, but the masked ball then continues on without us, and the readers still look on for someone to follow..." )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_kTSBqQkME


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