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LeWriter 04-26-2015 10:47 PM

Watery Touch You Ah!
 
A game on word play inspired from my exchange with Prodigalson on the 'Post Groundless Lies' thread. If you find umbrage in the title, then this game is for you.

The rules are simple; you come up with a phrase/sentence constructed with random word plays so that it would read out whatever it's meant to read. The next player will try to figure it out and then provide the next phrase/sentence.

Here are some examples:

Ice bank mice elf - I spank myself (Sorry kids, this is an adult forum)

Hugh G. Reckshin - Huge erection

...


I'll set the ball rolling then --








Watery touch you ah!

uncephalized 05-06-2015 04:24 PM

What a retard you are?

I had to read it in a weird Brooklyn/Boston hybrid accent to make it sound right but given your location maybe that's the right answer...

Hmm...

Thistle dew fish you riff few wonton ewe weight tooth ink.

brianpatrick 05-06-2015 04:47 PM

I hate both of you.

uncephalized 05-06-2015 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianpatrick (Post 695064)
I hate both of you.

Tisk... going to have to do better than that, Mr. T.

brianpatrick 05-06-2015 05:30 PM

I'm f-ing retarded when it comes to this game. How you figured that shit out is like a mystery from Jesus, to me.

uncephalized 05-06-2015 06:09 PM

I didn't even read it out loud!

I have an excellent aural imagination.

LeWriter 05-06-2015 07:56 PM

Alex you vermin, you have no idea how long it took for me to get that, but I was determined so I went to bed thinking about it...And I was thinking and thinking and it suddenly hit me...

'This'll do for sure, if you want to know wait to think.'

TELL ME I'M RIGHT.

LeWriter 05-06-2015 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianpatrick (Post 695075)
I'm f-ing retarded when it comes to this game. How you figured that shit out is like a mystery from Jesus, to me.

Sucker.

LeWriter 05-06-2015 08:16 PM

Ok here's the next one:


Eat fuse lie kite jizz baroque yore crib tick coat.

brianpatrick 05-06-2015 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeWriter (Post 695082)
Sucker.


Brat! (And I'm not even going to try the new one!)

uncephalized 05-06-2015 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeWriter (Post 695081)
'This'll do for sure, if you want to know wait to think.'

TELL ME I'M RIGHT.

Oh, so close! Almost, almost. Your first clause is right. The correct answer is fully grammatical.

uncephalized 05-06-2015 09:29 PM

It feels like I just broke your cryptic code.

(Good one--my wife had to help me.)

LeWriter 05-07-2015 04:24 AM

This'll do for sure if you want a new way to think?

JoeMatt 05-07-2015 04:40 AM

He felon brews Disney.

(OK, that's an easy one -- just to get warmed up.)

LeWriter 05-07-2015 05:05 AM

He fell and bruised his knee.

(Easy? A different type of sucker you are, if I hadn't known better I'd say you and Tim make good brothers.)

Wood Annie Juan light err chair lunch ?

JoeMatt 05-07-2015 06:23 AM

You stumped with that last bit.

uncephalized 05-07-2015 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeWriter (Post 695093)
This'll do for sure if you want a new way to think?

Ding ding ding!

Would anyone like to share lunch?

Idle Ike two button alley gate rate Mai wall it.

LeWriter 05-07-2015 07:58 AM

Alex, close but no cigar! Last bit is wrong.

LeWriter 05-07-2015 08:15 AM

I'd like to but an alligator ate my wallet.

Damn it alex you're not playing fair. Here I am figuring it all by myself and you're having your missus in it too.

uncephalized 05-07-2015 09:14 AM

Not my fault, she looked over my shoulder and told me the answer in two seconds after I'd been puzzling on it for a minute.

Damn, I'm still trying to see what else that last one might say... gimme a minute...

JoeMatt 05-07-2015 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncephalized (Post 695113)

Idle Ike two button alley gate rate Mai wall it.

I wouldn't have guessed that because alligator is kind of missing a syllable.

Here's one for Bowie fans:

Its dime two leaf the cap zoo if youd ere.


:)

LeWriter 05-07-2015 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMatt (Post 695122)
I wouldn't have guessed that because alligator is kind of missing a syllable.



I wouldn't have guessed it too if not for the previous question I asked, it only hit me when I thought about it as a response. And yeah, alligator is missing a syllable, but read it really quickly and you might be in for a surprise.

LeWriter 05-07-2015 09:52 AM

It's time to leave the capsule if you dare.

Pfft. C'mon Joe.

LeWriter 05-07-2015 10:02 AM

Djo Matisse wheely tear wobble ate disc.

(Hint: Rhotacism required)

JoeMatt 05-07-2015 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeWriter (Post 695125)
It's time to leave the capsule if you dare.

Pfft. C'mon Joe.

Yeah. I know. That was a slow pitch, right down the middle.

So far, I'm not very good at this. And if I'm not good at something right away -- I quit.

uncephalized 05-07-2015 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeWriter (Post 695126)
Wood Annie Juan light err chair lunch ?

Finally got it, I think: 'Would anyone like a challenge?'

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeWriter (Post 695126)
Djo Matisse wheely tear wobble ate disc.

JoeMatt is really terrible at this.

That's not nice. *finger shake*

Lei wright her cant seam tuff fined Annie think gneiss Tusayan aye winner watt Scot sashay beaner bon it.

uncephalized 05-07-2015 11:57 AM

This is a really fun game, btw. I never tried it before.

JoeMatt 05-07-2015 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeWriter (Post 695126)
Djo Matisse wheely tear wobble ate disc.

Here's another one:

By Timmy.

Like you said, "read it really quickly."

brianpatrick 05-07-2015 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMatt (Post 695141)
Here's another one:

By Timmy.

Like you said, "read it really quickly."


Timmy agrees (no, this is not one of your whatever you call it's. I couldn't think of one if I tried).

LeWriter 05-07-2015 08:15 PM

Bite you?

Damn Joe, didn't your momma teach you anything? Jesus.


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