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Forum: Poetry Yesterday, 04:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 175
Posted By brianpatrick
Pearl Jam is semen, you know, pearly white jizz....

Pearl Jam is semen, you know, pearly white jizz. That light.

Arianaís song is aíight, but her bass is out of tune. Bitch needa check them beat masters.
Forum: Poetry Yesterday, 03:43 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 175
Posted By brianpatrick
I know this sign is supposed to be a heart but it...

I know this sign is supposed to be a heart but it just looks so much more like a pointy dick with balls.
Forum: The Notice Board Yesterday, 02:04 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 302
Posted By brianpatrick
I have that phone

I have that phone
Forum: Writers' Cafe Yesterday, 09:25 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 438
Posted By brianpatrick
Sent a friend request on Facebook but he hasnít...

Sent a friend request on Facebook but he hasnít accepted yet. You think heíd appreciate an Animoji?
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 11:07 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 438
Posted By brianpatrick
Iím allergic to stupid people

Iím allergic to stupid people
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 10:45 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 438
Posted By brianpatrick
I donít talk to Jesus much anymore. Heís busy...

I donít talk to Jesus much anymore. Heís busy with the less fortunate.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 10:44 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 438
Posted By brianpatrick
John Constantine

John Constantine
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 10:29 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 438
Posted By brianpatrick
JC said your name was Laura.

JC said your name was Laura.
Forum: Poetry 10-20-2018, 09:19 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 175
Posted By brianpatrick
My housekeeper still does my hair.

My housekeeper still does my hair.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 09:14 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 438
Posted By brianpatrick
I did know that.

I did know that.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 05:30 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 438
Posted By brianpatrick
Proddyís name is Steve, my name is Tim, and daesí...

Proddyís name is Steve, my name is Tim, and daesí name is Connor. I know some more peopleís actual name, but Iím not sure they want anyone to know.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 04:33 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 438
Posted By brianpatrick
Steve in sheer lingerie... ha ha. Actually thatís...

Steve in sheer lingerie... ha ha. Actually thatís just disgusting Steve. Stop it!
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 04:12 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 301
Posted By brianpatrick
As a man I was born with it.

As a man I was born with it.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-20-2018, 12:58 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 301
Posted By brianpatrick
Youíre going to have to come up with something...

Youíre going to have to come up with something much worse. That dick deserved what he got. I would never never never never never agree to meet a woman like that. You shoulda punched him in his cake...
Forum: Poetry 10-20-2018, 12:56 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 337
Posted By brianpatrick
That would be cool. Are you going to make...

That would be cool.

Are you going to make major changes to the chord structure or rhythm? If not, send me a version with vocals and the chord progression intact and Iíll dick with it. I can do...
Forum: Introductions 10-19-2018, 09:20 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 228
Posted By brianpatrick
And then relish in a complete corruption of the...

And then relish in a complete corruption of the same language. Itís like the circle of life, but with people who are fun.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 07:20 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 300
Posted By brianpatrick
I saw it, but this was already published. I...

I saw it, but this was already published. I thought: whatís the point?

Overall it was good.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 07:05 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 815
Posted By brianpatrick
Like I said, mentally ill or genetically...

Like I said, mentally ill or genetically defective. I played bass for money for quite a few lounge singers. Gives me the willyís to think about it, but I was drunk or high most of the time.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 06:26 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 815
Posted By brianpatrick
Yeah, and the lesson is to be vigilant against...

Yeah, and the lesson is to be vigilant against the circumstances that would compel us to be our worst, because we are all capable of being what the Christians call evil.

There is no evil. There...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 05:58 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 815
Posted By brianpatrick
We would all like to think that, but itís not...

We would all like to think that, but itís not true. ĎLoud proud Hitler hatersí were killed along with their family and friends, murdered. Believing we are other than we are is a major cause of...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 05:52 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 815
Posted By brianpatrick
Are you not reading what Iím writing? You would...

Are you not reading what Iím writing? You would have been a Nazi. I would have been a Nazi. Most of those people were just like you and me. Branding them as evil is letting humans off easy,...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 05:42 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 815
Posted By brianpatrick
You can turtle yourself into a shell if you want,...

You can turtle yourself into a shell if you want, but if you lived in Germany during that time chances are YOU would have been a Nazi too. For the same attitudes you are displaying here now.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 05:30 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 815
Posted By brianpatrick
You shouldnít do meth, but you donít seem like a...

You shouldnít do meth, but you donít seem like a sociopath.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 05:30 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 815
Posted By brianpatrick
Partly

Partly
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-19-2018, 05:29 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 301
Posted By brianpatrick
78% Irish/Scottish. The rest Western European.

78% Irish/Scottish. The rest Western European.
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