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Forum: Poetry 07-30-2015, 07:55 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 475
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
"That's Bigger Than Yours!"

I was on deepest Myspace for the first time in a year
I found it an experience that I yearned
You knew when you saw an actual catfish
With fat arse gills and puffing out an urn
I saw you post a...
Forum: Poetry 07-29-2015, 09:25 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 500
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Mountain Chockerblocker

At the top of mountain chockerblocker
I went adieu with a rogue tissue
Forgive my chronic leprosy in a tea cup fucked
And then some more, chump!

The mountain is a trek of shreks
Categorized by...
Forum: Poetry 07-28-2015, 09:10 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 534
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Spectrums To Illustrate Postmodern Shopping

Found it on a shopping trip
It's an ancient scroll from communist China
CHIANG KAI-SHEK SHOPPING TROLLEY!
A HERD OF FUCKING REDS!
RUSH TO THE MAINLAND IN A PURPLE VEST!
I ate it like a monkey...
Forum: Poetry 07-27-2015, 01:38 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 490
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
B0llock Cake Spangled

The banner of dreams!
Semen served as a queen!
Suggesting a flower
The hour is sour
For a herd of ugly blues

Halycon Silicon, nice to meet you
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...
Forum: Poetry 07-27-2015, 10:27 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 444
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Secret BANGLES

There comes a time
In a man's life
Where the Bourgeois Safari is a farce
LIKE A FART!!!

FAT FART
FART FAT

Splat the rat at a spectrum of dunces at a bus stop
Where can we sit and talk...
Forum: Poetry 07-25-2015, 09:08 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 517
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Having Fun, You Taxing Knave?

You!
You young and old squire!
Old funeral pyre!
I hope you're having fun
You taxing knave
Taxing cunt, more like
Better off with a thumb
Up your batty hole
Say?
Say?
Forum: Members' Feedback 07-25-2015, 09:04 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,026
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
The font doesn't bother me, tbh.

The font doesn't bother me, tbh.
Forum: Members' Feedback 07-25-2015, 09:01 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,115
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Yes, we are. People need to accept criticism,...

Yes, we are. People need to accept criticism, though any acts of character assassination need to be dealt with.
Forum: Introductions 07-25-2015, 08:59 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,731
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Why Sober House? Why not Intoxicated House?

Why Sober House? Why not Intoxicated House?
Forum: Introductions 07-25-2015, 08:57 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 971
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Welcome.

Welcome.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 07-25-2015, 08:56 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,945
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
It's overrated.

It's overrated.
Forum: The Library 07-25-2015, 08:54 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 23,113
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
It's a good book. A very good book.

It's a good book. A very good book.
Forum: Introductions 07-25-2015, 08:52 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 529
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Hello

Hi. I am BourgeoisSafari. I write silly little songs and poems. I hope I enjoy my stay.
Forum: Introductions 07-16-2014, 11:04 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 509
Posted By BourgeoisSafari
Ahoy!

I am a new member! Heggo :)

I hope that I am accepted and that people like my writing! Yay :)

-huggles-
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