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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-01-2018, 09:37 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,285
Posted By flyingtart
Anyone who thinks Rowling is a genius has already...

Anyone who thinks Rowling is a genius has already failed my IQ test. You should witness her idiocy on Twitter.

Iím no biologist but a lower IQ than GWB takes you down a species surely?
Forum: Writers' Cafe 03-31-2018, 08:18 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,285
Posted By flyingtart
Oh dear. Poor result on your Insult Quotient, I'm...

Oh dear. Poor result on your Insult Quotient, I'm afraid.

The ultimate intelligence test is being savvy enough not to follow a link which could infect your computer with all manner of nasties. So...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 03-31-2018, 12:33 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,285
Posted By flyingtart
Do you have a test to measure my Spam Quotient?

Do you have a test to measure my Spam Quotient?
Forum: Publishing 03-22-2018, 02:00 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 851
Posted By flyingtart
Indeed they do. Which tells you they are not...

Indeed they do. Which tells you they are not interested in small fry. Your best bet is to approach a small publisher who would be be more likely to take a punt on an unknown talent. If your work...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 03-10-2018, 09:30 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,315
Posted By flyingtart
Letís not quibble over numbers. I suppose I meant...

Letís not quibble over numbers. I suppose I meant as easily available.

Anyway arming teachers gives a whole new meaning to Ďhands upí.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 03-07-2018, 11:54 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 3,510
Posted By flyingtart
This deserves its own thread, Bee.

This deserves its own thread, Bee.
Forum: Publishing 03-07-2018, 09:17 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 851
Posted By flyingtart
Yes, Iím an agent and so is my wife. ...

Yes, Iím an agent and so is my wife.

Seriously, anyone can call himself an agent. The only qualification needed is a brass neck and a lust for someone elseís money. You donít need one and they...
Forum: Publishing 03-07-2018, 09:07 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 851
Posted By flyingtart
This is a bit like the engenue actress getting...

This is a bit like the engenue actress getting off the bus in LA and asking someone where she should go to be a star.

Do some research. Who publishes your genre? Make a shortlist of your...
Forum: Introductions 03-01-2018, 09:18 PM
Replies: 13
Hi!
Views: 1,272
Posted By flyingtart
Theyíre not cookies, theyíre anti bullshit...

Theyíre not cookies, theyíre anti bullshit enemas. And I canít keep up with demand.
Forum: Introductions 02-27-2018, 09:24 PM
Replies: 13
Hi!
Views: 1,272
Posted By flyingtart
There’s cookies? No one tells me anything.

There’s cookies?

No one tells me anything.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-26-2018, 05:16 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,315
Posted By flyingtart
It's even worse in Iceland. You try shooting up a...

It's even worse in Iceland. You try shooting up a school with a harpoon.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-26-2018, 04:20 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,315
Posted By flyingtart
I just meant it's interesting that there are just...

I just meant it's interesting that there are just as many guns in Canada but hardly any High School shootings. So you have to wonder what else is going on.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-26-2018, 03:55 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,315
Posted By flyingtart
There's no need to be so defensive, Myers. I was...

There's no need to be so defensive, Myers. I was agreeing with you.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-26-2018, 01:18 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,315
Posted By flyingtart
Are you old enough to remember the Waco Massacre?...

Are you old enough to remember the Waco Massacre? That's more or less what happened and innocents were slaughtered.

After Waco I suddenly realised why guns are so important to Americans.


...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-25-2018, 10:01 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,315
Posted By flyingtart
I'm with Chris Rock on gun control...

I'm with Chris Rock on gun control (https://youtu.be/Db0Y4qIZ4PA).
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-25-2018, 03:55 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,315
Posted By flyingtart
Brilliant idea. Arm tots at birth. Darwinism will...

Brilliant idea. Arm tots at birth. Darwinism will sort out those who deserve to live.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-23-2018, 11:09 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,315
Posted By flyingtart
Guns n' Teachers

The Donald has suggested the solution to High School shootings is arming teachers. I can't help thinking this is just opening a whole new can of worms. On the other hand, Kindergarten Cop was...
Forum: Members' Feedback 02-23-2018, 12:32 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,464
Posted By flyingtart
Why don't you put it in the poll? :p

Why don't you put it in the poll? :p
Forum: Introductions 02-22-2018, 05:28 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 489
Posted By flyingtart
Hotel California You can check out any time you...

Hotel California
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-19-2018, 05:24 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 874
Posted By flyingtart
Scientific orthodoxy refuses to accept what it...

Scientific orthodoxy refuses to accept what it calls 'anecdotal' evidence, ie the evidence of one person's senses, unless it confirms what science accepts to be true.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-19-2018, 01:17 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 473
Posted By flyingtart
Not a bad summary. I foresee a time when the...

Not a bad summary. I foresee a time when the brexiteers have to go into hiding for the lies they told.

The British Establishment has never recovered from losing WW2. They've been in denial ever...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-18-2018, 11:59 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 874
Posted By flyingtart
Truth? Truth??? (https://youtu.be/UXoNE14U_zM)

Truth? Truth??? (https://youtu.be/UXoNE14U_zM)
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-18-2018, 11:56 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 721
Posted By flyingtart
On the Andrew Marr Show yesterday some middle...

On the Andrew Marr Show yesterday some middle aged tory minister gushed "It's never been a better time to be young!"

There's never a shortage of pontificating arseholes telling their 'inferiors'...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 02-18-2018, 09:44 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 874
Posted By flyingtart
Not that old chestnut.

Not that old chestnut.
Forum: Members' Feedback 02-17-2018, 10:31 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,464
Posted By flyingtart
"Matron's Night Off"

"Matron's Night Off"
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