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Forum: Free Writing 04-14-2018, 08:12 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 278
Posted By brianpatrick
Will you have to learn another language? ...

Will you have to learn another language?

Hope it’s not Chinese. Heard that’s hard.


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Forum: Fiction 04-10-2018, 08:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,086
Posted By brianpatrick
He was probably a homo who spent a lot of time...

He was probably a homo who spent a lot of time tryin’ to stick his long sausage up his own bang-hole. Nuthin’ wrong with that, if you like that sort of thing. Don’t hafta sell him a cake, though....
Forum: Poetry 04-10-2018, 08:30 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 606
Posted By brianpatrick
I’m going to drop this into a drum sequencer and...

I’m going to drop this into a drum sequencer and see what happens.


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Forum: Poetry 04-10-2018, 08:28 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 606
Posted By brianpatrick
How about if Mo banned me and Nick and Myers and...

How about if Mo banned me and Nick and Myers and luciaphile and spshane and bluewpc and the “bee” and all the rest except for city boy...?

How about then?

I suppose Grace Gabriel might come...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-08-2018, 03:30 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 516
Posted By brianpatrick
Fire ants? Yeah, some. But they aren’t like they...

Fire ants? Yeah, some. But they aren’t like they got in Texas and the Deep South. They are small and not very aggressive. Not something to worry or even think about.

Killer bees though... almost...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-08-2018, 07:22 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 516
Posted By brianpatrick
Arizona bark scorpions. No, they’re not deadly...

Arizona bark scorpions. No, they’re not deadly unless you’re allergic, or maybe a baby.


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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-07-2018, 08:08 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 516
Posted By brianpatrick
This was a video but apparently I can’t post...

This was a video but apparently I can’t post videos here.


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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-07-2018, 08:07 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 516
Posted By brianpatrick
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180408/338a6c3c...

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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-07-2018, 08:05 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 516
Posted By brianpatrick
These mother f-ers

I hate these little bugs. Good thing they glow under black light. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180408/15c8732785d7fd8c901100ada61e1532.jpg


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Forum: Fiction 04-07-2018, 06:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 595
Posted By brianpatrick
Calling a licensed plumber a “handyman” is...

Calling a licensed plumber a “handyman” is fightin’ words. Good way to get punched in the sack😀


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Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-06-2018, 06:50 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,332
Posted By brianpatrick
Hey man!!!!! I didn’t even get a reason like...

Hey man!!!!!

I didn’t even get a reason like Myers did!!!

Some objective b*stard might think you favor the little red devil... believe me, he’s got nothing but mischief in him.

I’d fire the...
Forum: Fiction 04-06-2018, 04:00 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 595
Posted By brianpatrick
It was early morning and, as dawn sun lurked...

It was early morning and, as dawn sun lurked between pitched roofs there was no hint of what the day would bring. Rob Horan drove down the street, stopped his van and pipped the horn. He kept the...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 05:47 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,332
Posted By brianpatrick
According to my law enforcement friends you...

According to my law enforcement friends you always empty the gun into center mass. The balls may be an enticing target, but not an efficient stopper of crime.

I don’t think you have to worry much...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 04:08 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,332
Posted By brianpatrick
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Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 03:53 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,332
Posted By brianpatrick
I heard the Roseanne Re-hash is one of the best...

I heard the Roseanne Re-hash is one of the best shows on television from a customer. You should watch that. Or... maybe hang yourself with a guitar string. That could be fun too.


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Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-05-2018, 03:50 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,332
Posted By brianpatrick
My arguments never break down into left/right...

My arguments never break down into left/right dichotomies because I actively refuse such things. I refuse to believe that real people are either left or right. That thinking is bullshit and not at...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-04-2018, 09:13 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,332
Posted By brianpatrick
And I have had these discussions for a while with...

And I have had these discussions for a while with Mo and he doesn’t get much clearer. He answers questions with questions or defensive posturing, somehow accusing me or others of trying to get him to...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-03-2018, 05:26 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 696
Posted By brianpatrick
Wait... your wife let you name a daughter...

Wait... your wife let you name a daughter Ecstasy?

I bid to name our son Lumpy and my daughters voted for Link (Zelda), but my wife shot all of that down.


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Forum: Fiction 04-03-2018, 04:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 595
Posted By brianpatrick
My first impression was: Rob (the MC) doesn’t...

My first impression was: Rob (the MC) doesn’t learn or gain anything here. Yeah, he starts off angry (sort of-can’t tell for sure with you brits), and softens towards the kid because of...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-02-2018, 08:29 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 696
Posted By brianpatrick
I was going to guess “blow,” but who names their...

I was going to guess “blow,” but who names their kid blow?


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Forum: The Intellectual Table 04-02-2018, 07:51 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 696
Posted By brianpatrick
I’ll guess “Molly” Sent from my iPhone...

I’ll guess “Molly”


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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 07:49 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,182
Posted By brianpatrick
My daughters are now 23 and 25. They can openly...

My daughters are now 23 and 25. They can openly call bullshit, and do. My wife usually backs them up. I still don’t understand women, but they know some shit we can’t know.

My son is 14. He’s a...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 06:52 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,182
Posted By brianpatrick
What's your IQ?

Ha ha. That’s really funny. I worked for a large national corporation for a few years as a consultant/expert and the application process involved a funny test like that. I could tell when I started...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-02-2018, 04:01 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,182
Posted By brianpatrick
Well, I scored 80 on the EQ test (below average),...

Well, I scored 80 on the EQ test (below average), so hopefully the consensus is that those tests are equally as useless.


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Forum: Writers' Cafe 04-01-2018, 07:06 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,182
Posted By brianpatrick
What's your IQ?

I got 70 and it called me G. W. Bush... wonder who wrote this test?

But I have a pretty good dick, though. So I guess I break even😀

I do think there is a sweet spot with IQ as a whole when it...
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