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Forum: Writers' Cafe Yesterday, 11:07 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 312
Posted By Prodigalson
Yeah - be the agent of your own demise. Nah,...

Yeah - be the agent of your own demise.

Nah, it ain't that bad - you could end up like bp, loving one woman and have her loving you back forever, but then when one of you dies, the other one is...
Forum: Poetry Yesterday, 10:50 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 138
Posted By Prodigalson
To a person from Papua New Guinea, spotting a...

To a person from Papua New Guinea, spotting a Bird of Paradise is probably less exiting than going to Texas was, for me. It's all about perspective.

I grew up in a rough-and-tumble little lumber...
Forum: Poetry Yesterday, 10:38 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,641
Posted By Prodigalson
From the man who has no room to talk - isn't it...

From the man who has no room to talk - isn't it about time you thought about publishing?
Forum: Non-Fiction Yesterday, 10:35 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 182
Posted By Prodigalson
Heh. Whenever it gets over 65 here, I think about...

Heh. Whenever it gets over 65 here, I think about the Ranger's air conditioning, but then it tops out at about 72, and I forget about it again.

Inland it's hotter, and I spent some time in West...
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 10:28 AM
Replies: 173
Views: 2,597
Posted By Prodigalson
He hears voices and believes they come from the...

He hears voices and believes they come from the dead, because someone says so.
Forum: Poetry 07-20-2018, 05:58 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 155
Posted By Prodigalson
I'm out of explanations right now.

I'm out of explanations right now.
Forum: Fiction 07-19-2018, 10:16 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 535
Posted By Prodigalson
A well-known felon tried to do a home invasion on...

A well-known felon tried to do a home invasion on me one time. After taking his sawed-off 12-gauge pump, I told him, "I'm going to give you an opportunity to do something no one in your position will...
Forum: Poetry 07-19-2018, 09:49 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,641
Posted By Prodigalson
Look deep within yourself... You probably...

Look deep within yourself...

You probably could.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 07-19-2018, 09:44 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 312
Posted By Prodigalson
I believe it's a reference to the fact that love...

I believe it's a reference to the fact that love is just a physical reaction to the combining of our chemical essences.

In other words, it's nothing special; just an electro-chemical reaction that...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 07-19-2018, 09:11 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 433
Posted By Prodigalson
I've scheduled myself for a thorough mental...

I've scheduled myself for a thorough mental examination, because Cityboy and I agree on something.

Could this be the beginning of something beautiful?
Forum: Poetry 07-19-2018, 09:02 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 138
Posted By Prodigalson
Unorthodox Life

You work hard all your life -
does it mean a thing?
Seems you're just around the corner
from that elusive dream
you've been chasing
all your damn life -
now you sit and wonder
Did I get it...
Forum: Fiction 07-19-2018, 08:54 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 133
Posted By Prodigalson
Watch your tense. "No more, old girl," I...

Watch your tense.

"No more, old girl," I said.

I thought of my mother...

Everything else is present tense.

I like this piece, maybe because I'm at that point of realizing I should...
Forum: Poetry 07-19-2018, 08:35 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 140
Posted By Prodigalson
Good God - you've been seeing my girlfriend.

Good God - you've been seeing my girlfriend.
Forum: Poetry 07-19-2018, 08:33 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 155
Posted By Prodigalson
I'm surprised you know what fubar is, Nacia.

I'm surprised you know what fubar is, Nacia.
Forum: Non-Fiction 07-19-2018, 08:31 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 182
Posted By Prodigalson
I go through the same shit with a '70 Ford F-350...

I go through the same shit with a '70 Ford F-350 dually dump and a 21 year old Ranger, but I'm not smart enough yet to get Triple-A.

Maybe in nine years I will.

Happy Birthday, Nick.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 07-18-2018, 01:28 AM
Replies: 6,140
Views: 473,728
Posted By Prodigalson
Part of the charm of living here behind the...

Part of the charm of living here behind the redwood curtain is having technology and services that people elsewhere would consider "quaint". Accordingly, our internet service, which is dismal in the...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 07-17-2018, 02:56 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 328
Posted By Prodigalson
You took that I.Q. test, didn't you?

You took that I.Q. test, didn't you?
Forum: The Intellectual Table 07-17-2018, 02:53 AM
Replies: 173
Views: 2,597
Posted By Prodigalson
Missionary position. Eyes closed. Fully dressed....

Missionary position. Eyes closed. Fully dressed. Thinking about Christ on the cross.

Renouncing Christianity when she cries out, "Oh, God!" - the cheating little bitch.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 07-14-2018, 08:07 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 328
Posted By Prodigalson
Actually, by extension, all Americans are in some...

Actually, by extension, all Americans are in some or all of the situations presented in post #5, by proxy. Think about it.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 07-13-2018, 11:09 PM
Replies: 6,140
Views: 473,728
Posted By Prodigalson
I'll send you a soft copy now, if you'd like....

I'll send you a soft copy now, if you'd like. Even though a few of you stuck with me through the creation of it, no one has seen the whole thing in it's final form, complete. Remember the member a...
Forum: Board Games 07-13-2018, 10:45 PM
Replies: 12,872
Views: 244,449
Posted By Prodigalson
opinionated asshole oops - that's two words,...

opinionated asshole

oops - that's two words, but everyone says I fit the description to a T.

And I'm a Virgo.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 07-13-2018, 10:43 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 2,597
Posted By Prodigalson
...she says, coyly. And yes, Nacia,...

...she says, coyly.

And yes, Nacia, Christianity is all about Jesus (the Christ).

Supposedly.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 07-13-2018, 09:35 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 678
Posted By Prodigalson
I used to be infuriated by stupidity and the...

I used to be infuriated by stupidity and the excuses that went with it, until I realized I was being entertained by it all.

Now it doesn't bother me so much.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 07-12-2018, 08:18 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 2,597
Posted By Prodigalson
He would probably cast out the demons that were...

He would probably cast out the demons that were the cause of the disorders, but they'd probably end up in a bunch of pigs or something, just like in the Bible, and next thing you know, he'd be in...
Forum: Board Games 07-12-2018, 10:34 AM
Replies: 12,872
Views: 244,449
Posted By Prodigalson
discipline

discipline
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