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Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 09:02 PM
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Posted By brianpatrick
https://youtu.be/EOK1Y4GJnMc

https://youtu.be/EOK1Y4GJnMc
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 08:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 131
Posted By brianpatrick
Really? Hmm... that rarely happens to me.

Really? Hmm... that rarely happens to me.
Forum: Writer's Beat Quarterly Yesterday, 08:35 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,519
Posted By brianpatrick
She’s even weirder than our lovely Nacia....

She’s even weirder than our lovely Nacia. Bonkers, really. You should hear her sing, though. It’s beautiful.
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 08:33 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 131
Posted By brianpatrick
A couple more bottles and she’s yours... maybe...

A couple more bottles and she’s yours... maybe send one over to the table? And... wipe the coffee cake crumbs off your chin—for God’s sake, have some pride, man!
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 08:18 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 3,544
Posted By brianpatrick
He’s got sin on his mind😆😆😆😆

He’s got sin on his mind😆😆😆😆
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 08:13 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 3,544
Posted By brianpatrick
I’ll not have you putting words in my mouth... I...

I’ll not have you putting words in my mouth... I said they needs fur, FUR!
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 08:06 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 3,544
Posted By brianpatrick
Who said anything about fetuses? All they’re good...

Who said anything about fetuses? All they’re good for is eatin’ a real cat has to have soft fluffy fur to cuddle with.
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 08:05 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 131
Posted By brianpatrick
She’s probably sitting adjacent, at the cafe,...

She’s probably sitting adjacent, at the cafe, looking at you as you type nonsense and thinking, “what a dreadful, hairy savage; he can’t be British; must be one of them Muslim blokes. I’ll order some...
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 08:00 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 3,544
Posted By brianpatrick
I think not. Sentience is the benchmark by which...

I think not. Sentience is the benchmark by which compassion is engaged. Otherwise it’s all just fun and games.
Forum: Writers' Cafe Yesterday, 07:57 PM
Replies: 9,575
Views: 301,881
Posted By brianpatrick
Don’t know why, but I love this video. Something...

Don’t know why, but I love this video. Something about tiny Kate stroking my giant bass, I guess.
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 07:20 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 3,544
Posted By brianpatrick
Does that even matter?

Does that even matter?
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 07:17 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 3,544
Posted By brianpatrick
Must have been when I was still drinking. I was...

Must have been when I was still drinking. I was much more fun then.
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 06:55 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 131
Posted By brianpatrick
Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if you and Nacia were...

Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if you and Nacia were actually neighbors? She might be that girl down the block, you know, the one with the half drunk bottle of Boone’s Farm, the giggly one.
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 06:53 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 131
Posted By brianpatrick
Probably considerably more than 50%

Probably considerably more than 50%
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 05:27 PM
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Views: 40
Posted By brianpatrick
Yes. You gotta try out the merch. How else will...

Yes. You gotta try out the merch. How else will you know what you’re getting until death do you part?
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 05:22 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 131
Posted By brianpatrick
Yeah, Chinspinner is an authority on America. Him...

Yeah, Chinspinner is an authority on America. Him and his mates.
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 03:56 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 131
Posted By brianpatrick
No. I think to provide an “adequate” alternative...

No. I think to provide an “adequate” alternative we atheists would need to slaughter a few million indigenous peoples (are there that may left?), indoctrinate generations of helpless children in to...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-19-2018, 08:22 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 3,544
Posted By brianpatrick
Why are male singers such pussies today?

Yes... what’s so wrong with cats? Makes me think someone has had exposure to the wrong kind of cats.

Edit: I wouldn’t recommend plastic surgery Chit-Chat. Stay natural.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-19-2018, 05:07 PM
Replies: 6,246
Views: 487,234
Posted By brianpatrick
We can’t get good halibut (or any fish, really)...

We can’t get good halibut (or any fish, really) here where I live. It’s just not possible. Well, we did order salmon from Alaska and had it Fed-exed overnight last year for Christmas. It was awesome,...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-19-2018, 04:12 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 309
Posted By brianpatrick
I’m a proctologist. ...

I’m a proctologist.

https://youtu.be/gBC2WWUCIvQ
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-18-2018, 05:05 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 309
Posted By brianpatrick
Nope, haven’t lost my temper in years. I’m not...

Nope, haven’t lost my temper in years. I’m not sure what that even means now.

Closest I’ve come is “mad-ish” when a customer doesn’t pay a long overdue bill. But... I can always put a lien on...
Forum: Non-Fiction 09-16-2018, 05:13 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 176
Posted By brianpatrick
This is okay, but as a piece of writing it reads...

This is okay, but as a piece of writing it reads like a 7th grade essay.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-15-2018, 10:21 PM
Replies: 9,575
Views: 301,881
Posted By brianpatrick
https://youtu.be/bLKb9Ms68ME

https://youtu.be/bLKb9Ms68ME
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-15-2018, 10:12 PM
Replies: 9,575
Views: 301,881
Posted By brianpatrick
https://youtu.be/yEyXDwM5UxU

https://youtu.be/yEyXDwM5UxU
Forum: Writers' Cafe 09-15-2018, 09:57 PM
Replies: 9,575
Views: 301,881
Posted By brianpatrick
Got me thinking... ...

Got me thinking...

https://youtu.be/f7MbmXklj3Q
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