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Forum: Writers' Cafe Yesterday, 07:02 PM
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Posted By brianpatrick
We were driving home from a three day vacation in...

We were driving home from a three day vacation in San Diego to Phoenix (alone, without the kids), when she said something. “You know, I don’t think I could do what you do. I mean, if I had to I’d...
Forum: Poetry Yesterday, 06:42 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 116
Posted By brianpatrick
So... you make music? Well, I’d love to hear...

So... you make music?

Well, I’d love to hear some of that. I myself am a musician.

You can post songs in the “what are you listening to” thread, or just make your own.

I quit playing for...
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 06:38 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 674
Posted By brianpatrick
I have no agenda at all. I have lots of friends...

I have no agenda at all. I have lots of friends who are Christians whom I would trust with my children’s lives. Seriously. My wife is a Catholic, and a devout one. We agree to disagree on some...
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 06:08 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 674
Posted By brianpatrick
You are a funny man. Actually, at your level, I’m...

You are a funny man. Actually, at your level, I’m surprised you post things on the internet at all. You should thank whatever genealogy gifted you the spunk to get out there and contribute, because...
Forum: Poetry 06-19-2018, 08:33 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 843
Posted By brianpatrick
It’s a variation on “what is the sound of one...

It’s a variation on “what is the sound of one hand clapping.”
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 08:08 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 103
Posted By brianpatrick
The peacers aren’t hippies anymore. They’re...

The peacers aren’t hippies anymore. They’re SJW’s. So... as long as you’re okay with using the appropriate gender pronoun, it’s all good.

They still get shitty weed, though. Seems like the...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 07:44 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 182
Posted By brianpatrick
... the bee makes this the hot thread with her...

... the bee makes this the hot thread with her (?) badda-boom.

Good story miss. Trumps my pee-pee idea by a mile.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 07:40 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 674
Posted By brianpatrick
Are you talking to Nacia here? ...

Are you talking to Nacia here?

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180620/205323c4419c2259ef109d96b97ff080.jpg

Is that flattery?
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 07:10 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 103
Posted By brianpatrick
The United Nations estimates a cost of $30...

The United Nations estimates a cost of $30 billion per year to end world hunger.

By comparison, the US spends $737 billion per year on its defense budget.

But something the UN doesn’t answer...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 06:28 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 674
Posted By brianpatrick
A point I like to make is that most Christians...

A point I like to make is that most Christians have little idea what the Bible actually says, and know even less about what it means.

Historians, theologians, and mythologists have pretty much...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 04:03 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 182
Posted By brianpatrick
Apparently Google Thinks I'm Making a Movie

If you close your eyes and use lotion...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 04:02 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 674
Posted By brianpatrick
No, no, I’m not a believer in any sense. Just...

No, no, I’m not a believer in any sense. Just pointing out that Jesus says in the Bible that those that have a lot will get more, and those that have little will lose everything.

This statement...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 03:09 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 182
Posted By brianpatrick
Prolly ‘cause Paul is a lefty. When you use your...

Prolly ‘cause Paul is a lefty. When you use your left hand it feels like someone else doing it.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-19-2018, 02:45 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 674
Posted By brianpatrick
The Bible says otherwise. Whoever has...

The Bible says otherwise.


Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them—Mathew 13:12
Forum: The Library 06-19-2018, 02:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 171
Posted By brianpatrick
Is it a coincidence you named the worst pres. as...

Is it a coincidence you named the worst pres. as the one who freed the niggers, and the second worst, one of those niggers? Not to mention LBJ who gave the niggers civil rights, and Grant who......
Forum: The Library 06-19-2018, 02:26 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 171
Posted By brianpatrick
Trump's America by Newt Gingrich

Is it just THAT simple?

Well then Jim, you are a refreshing human to make contact with. Not many like you actually around. At least, not many posting on these interwebs.

When I come to...
Forum: The Library 06-19-2018, 02:21 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 171
Posted By brianpatrick
And this guy: ...

And this guy:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180619/067b1babe1870ce4a93ab3decc68235f.png


I just ordered my wife one of these dolls. Too bad they can’t double as vibrators.... hmm... or...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-18-2018, 07:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 182
Posted By brianpatrick
I think you should go weirder. Characters...

I think you should go weirder. Characters suddenly speaking other languages has been done. Like, a two hour film where you try to give yourself a hard-on by taunting your penis with insults, while...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-18-2018, 05:58 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 257
Posted By brianpatrick
I suppose. For this pic he was put on a yellow...

I suppose. For this pic he was put on a yellow background which makes his skin look darker. This was a meme sent around the internet intended to accentuate the idea of liberal extremism.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-18-2018, 03:02 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 257
Posted By brianpatrick
I think he is meant to express “multiculturalism”...

I think he is meant to express “multiculturalism”
in this pic.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-18-2018, 02:04 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 257
Posted By brianpatrick
do you drink and write?

You know the doll Barbie?

Ken is her man.

There had been many styles of Ken. This one is of long haired Ken whose pulled it up into a bun like some women do. It’s a thing these days.
...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-18-2018, 01:56 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 257
Posted By brianpatrick
It was easy to stop drinking and smoking weed. I...

It was easy to stop drinking and smoking weed. I never really had a big problem with it. But alcohol started giving me a “beer belly” so I stopped. I guess vanity trumps buzz😀

My avatar is...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 06-18-2018, 01:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 257
Posted By brianpatrick
I no longer drink alcohol so I no longer drink...

I no longer drink alcohol so I no longer drink and write. When I did, much like spshane, there wasn’t a difference between writing sober and writing drunk as far as quality goes. It just really...
Forum: The Library 06-18-2018, 12:03 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 171
Posted By brianpatrick
Pretty good. Is this a book report?

Pretty good. Is this a book report?
Forum: Poetry 06-17-2018, 06:58 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 843
Posted By brianpatrick
That just means you eat good food.

That just means you eat good food.
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