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Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 10:06 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 498
Posted By flyingtart
I should have added, if you want to see a cunt...

I should have added, if you want to see a cunt you should just look in the mirror. But I'm too much of a lady.
Forum: The Intellectual Table Yesterday, 05:18 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 498
Posted By flyingtart
Is this addressed to me? You want a shot of my...

Is this addressed to me? You want a shot of my cunt? Why would that prove I'm English?
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-15-2018, 11:41 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 538
Posted By flyingtart
Whatever works for Nacho.

Whatever works for Nacho.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-15-2018, 01:00 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 628
Posted By flyingtart
Another thread about sex, Nacho? You should get...

Another thread about sex, Nacho? You should get out more and get yourself a proper girlfriend.
Forum: Writers' Cafe 10-15-2018, 12:57 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 538
Posted By flyingtart
I'd come back as an arab man pretending to be a...

I'd come back as an arab man pretending to be a French woman living in London.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 10-15-2018, 12:55 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 498
Posted By flyingtart
You're projecting. Just because you fill your...

You're projecting. Just because you fill your empty life watching endless reruns of a fat middle aged Englishman chasing scantily clad young women around in fast motion don't assume the rest of us do.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 10-13-2018, 09:20 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 498
Posted By flyingtart
Come on, Nackers, old son. You’re fooling no one...

Come on, Nackers, old son. You’re fooling no one with the faux indignation. *wink wink*
Forum: The Intellectual Table 10-13-2018, 03:01 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 498
Posted By flyingtart
Nadia can’t wear makeup because of his large...

Nadia can’t wear makeup because of his large luxuriant beard.

False eyelashes may be scary but not as much as real ones.
Forum: Non-Fiction 10-01-2018, 09:13 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 654
Posted By flyingtart
Next time use a condom. Iím ungrateful for...

Next time use a condom.

Iím ungrateful for all the boneheads who donít wear condoms.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-30-2018, 01:17 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 994
Posted By flyingtart
No youíre not.

No youíre not.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-30-2018, 12:48 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 994
Posted By flyingtart
NacŪa has trouble distinguishing reality from his...

NacŪa has trouble distinguishing reality from his sex fantasies.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-28-2018, 08:55 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 994
Posted By flyingtart
Is this a new reality show? I don’t keep up with...

Is this a new reality show? I don’t keep up with Merkin tv.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-26-2018, 08:14 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 658
Posted By flyingtart
You give yourself away with your every incoherent...

You give yourself away with your every incoherent utterance.
And sorry to deflate your hard on but I don't fancy you.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-26-2018, 12:44 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 658
Posted By flyingtart
And Nacia's an Arab man. The sex hangup is a...

And Nacia's an Arab man.
The sex hangup is a dead giveaway.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-22-2018, 10:35 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 658
Posted By flyingtart
Blimey, have I woken up in the Sixties?

Blimey, have I woken up in the Sixties?
Forum: Writing Help & Issues 09-05-2018, 09:09 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 849
Posted By flyingtart
I believe thatís how Shakespeare got started.

I believe thatís how Shakespeare got started.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-05-2018, 08:48 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 4,194
Posted By flyingtart
You are living proof that banning doesnít work.

You are living proof that banning doesnít work.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-05-2018, 08:46 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 436
Posted By flyingtart
It doesn’t matter whether it’s true. People...

It doesn’t matter whether it’s true. People believe what they want to believe.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-03-2018, 02:33 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 4,194
Posted By flyingtart
Sex? Who mentioned sex? Try some bromide in your...

Sex? Who mentioned sex? Try some bromide in your tea, you sick fuck.
And if you call me English again Iíll shit on your shoes.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-03-2018, 04:16 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 4,194
Posted By flyingtart
If you truly believe God made the world and...

If you truly believe God made the world and everything in it, then that includes a dog's anus. Perhaps your faith is lacking?


Wish I could say the same for you.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 09-02-2018, 08:32 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 4,194
Posted By flyingtart
Sweeping statement. You clearly haven't...

Sweeping statement. You clearly haven't encountered the Orange Order.
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-27-2018, 08:58 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 4,194
Posted By flyingtart
It’s a comforting thought but I fear only wishful...

It’s a comforting thought but I fear only wishful thinking. The boneheaded bible thumpers will never give it up because

a. It substitutes for doing their own thinking and
b. It gives them a...
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-26-2018, 09:24 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 4,194
Posted By flyingtart
And I consider the Dogís Arse Messiah to be the...

And I consider the Dogís Arse Messiah to be the Second Coming. Isnít faith a wonderful thing?
Forum: The Intellectual Table 08-26-2018, 11:31 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 4,194
Posted By flyingtart
This is nonsense. There is no evidence God ever...

This is nonsense. There is no evidence God ever had a hand in any man made religions. It's more likely they were dreamed up by patriarchs obsessed with their own power.

Jesus was a spiritual guru...
Forum: Writers' Cafe 08-26-2018, 12:06 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,160
Posted By flyingtart
Your sister was and is lucky to have you. ...

Your sister was and is lucky to have you.

You could be describing my parents. I grew up in an era when raising children was "women's work" and the boundary between discipline and abuse not so...
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