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Forum: Poetry Today, 03:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 620
Posted By Nick Pierce
Man, I forgot about this one also. What...

Man, I forgot about this one also.

What possessed me to write such a gag?

I best shave and get my ass to work.
Doesn't look like I should risk losing my day job.
Forum: Poetry Today, 03:10 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 69
Posted By Nick Pierce
"And the band played on" That, I believe, is...

"And the band played on"

That, I believe, is the original line that the clicheness is based from.
Forum: Poetry Today, 03:05 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,471
Posted By Nick Pierce
Ooops. Forgot that one had burned down.

Ooops. Forgot that one had burned down.
Forum: Poetry Today, 03:02 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,116
Posted By Nick Pierce
So Assad is going to go unprosecuted for the...

So Assad is going to go unprosecuted for the murders of his people.

Wonderin' if his actions during the civil war will be a movie anytime soon.

Ah well, in the meantime I have this piece of...
Forum: Poetry Yesterday, 11:20 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 69
Posted By Nick Pierce
Other than the last four words (big time cliche)...

Other than the last four words (big time cliche) it has potential.
Forum: Publishing Yesterday, 11:17 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,259
Posted By Nick Pierce
Prod - maybe this thread is of use to you?

Prod - maybe this thread is of use to you?
Forum: Non-Fiction Yesterday, 03:52 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 189
Posted By Nick Pierce
Now that I'm thinkin' more on Tim's suggestion...

Now that I'm thinkin' more on Tim's suggestion I'm thinkin' that he has shown himself to be a smart guy about lots of things so maybe he can suggest an agent or two.
Forum: Non-Fiction Yesterday, 03:17 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 189
Posted By Nick Pierce
Yeah, well I am of the independent ilk. And...

Yeah, well I am of the independent ilk.
And throw the roll into this stall when you're done with it. I'm usin' my paper to write on.



Okay, okay - try it Tim's way.
And after those...
Forum: Free Writing 01-16-2018, 05:08 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 87
Posted By Nick Pierce
I am not

a Writer

I scribble about things that interest me
Things that happen to me
Things which I do
(I'm doing that now)

And if there is a point perceived
A moral or principle advanced
None of...
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-16-2018, 02:02 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 189
Posted By Nick Pierce
Hey, I'm glad it worked for you. Maybe I...

Hey, I'm glad it worked for you.

Maybe I best keep up this scribe appearance for another day or two.
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-16-2018, 03:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 189
Posted By Nick Pierce
Gee, I hope the fella is up to it. And I hope...

Gee, I hope the fella is up to it.
And I hope he knows we are all here to support him (hey, hey - no hankys!)
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-15-2018, 12:13 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 82
Posted By Nick Pierce
When I watch a Russian movie and read the English...

When I watch a Russian movie and read the English text and the translator is Russian with English as a language he knows slightly better than a Russian who knows it not at all the syntax, the line...
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-15-2018, 04:00 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 189
Posted By Nick Pierce
You're holdin' up the line, Bud. Ain't none...

You're holdin' up the line, Bud.

Ain't none of us here gettin' younger.

Well, except maybe pralina, AKA Dominika - it don't look like time has found her face's address yet.

But that don't...
Forum: Fiction 01-14-2018, 06:47 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 237
Posted By Nick Pierce
Right, then.

Right, then.
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-14-2018, 06:42 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 69
Posted By Nick Pierce
Thank You, Inspector Callahan

Happy grunts

Sittin' here in the dumper
(6:10 am on a Wednesday)
gettin' it out

Got my feed formula right
(for now?)

Every other day I ... well, you
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-14-2018, 05:57 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 189
Posted By Nick Pierce
Right after that California guy launches his.

Right after that California guy launches his.
Forum: Fiction 01-14-2018, 05:52 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 100
Posted By Nick Pierce
Ever since we fitted him with a peg leg and an...

Ever since we fitted him with a peg leg and an eye patch (he guzzled a beakfull of rum when no one was looking then went down into the hold to show a gang of bilge rats who was in charge) he has been...
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-14-2018, 05:41 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 189
Posted By Nick Pierce
Fraud with Pen

Will Scribble

It's gonna be hot
Summer time in South Florida will return
Unbearable heat will come

Air conditioning living will be de rigueur
(would be nice if I could get the truck's AC...
Forum: Fiction 01-14-2018, 07:23 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 100
Posted By Nick Pierce
I am famous around here for hating block of text...

I am famous around here for hating block of text posts.
Yours I will read because I know the content is well worth enduring the form.

Also, because the parrot on my shoulder threatens to chew off...
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-14-2018, 07:14 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 59
Posted By Nick Pierce
And so I'm sleepin'

and
I'm havin' this dream
and
I have this rat
and
he stays in a cage when I'm out
but
when I'm home I let him out
and
he moves around the place we live
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-14-2018, 05:37 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 731
Posted By Nick Pierce
Ha. I had forgotten about this one. And I...

Ha.
I had forgotten about this one.

And I had forgotten the event (although now it is as fresh in my mind as if it happened an hour ago).

Odd how the other two people in that car that day no...
Forum: Writer's Beat Technical Support 01-14-2018, 05:25 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 181
Posted By Nick Pierce
I read it as Outage then looked for flying closet...

I read it as Outage then looked for flying closet doorlike revelations.
Forum: Non-Fiction 01-13-2018, 03:35 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 348
Posted By Nick Pierce
Yep.

Yep.
Forum: Fiction 01-13-2018, 03:16 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 270
Posted By Nick Pierce
Yeah. Okay. Now I forever think of you as...

Yeah. Okay.

Now I forever think of you as Dominika.

But I want to address you as Dom.
If I may.
Forum: Poetry 01-13-2018, 03:13 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 142
Posted By Nick Pierce
This is good. Very good.

This is good. Very good.
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