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Old 05-06-2014, 04:02 AM
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From recently decoded 65 million year-old reptilian writings, it seems that the dinosaurs were actually hyper-intelligent creatures that had a highly developed global civilisation (though they still ate trees and each other). The dino-stronomers had realised that a near-Earth asteroid was hurtling towards Earth, and the dinosaur high command decided that simultaneous mass suicide was preferable to millions dying as a result of the conflagration caused by the impending impact and the rest inevitably dying out during a hundreds of thousands of years of 'nuclear' winter caused by dust thrown up as a result of the impact. Suicide pills were quickly distributed worldwide.
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