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Old 11-22-2016, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by brianpatrick View Post
As it happens, I've just opened a business which specializes in this very thing. Now, I can't tell you how exactly it's done (proprietary business secret), but for a very marginal fee, we can attract as many spirits to your home or business as you'd like. We can also get rid of them when you're tired of having them around, or winter comes.

All of our services are electronically verified, of course, and I don't want to brag, but we just did Justin Timberlake's house. He was enthralled!

We take all major credit cards and even PayPal!
I'm yet to be convinced electronic banking isn't a form of paranormal activity. All that spooky invisible money controlled by bits of plastic. It doesn't really exist you know.
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