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Old 08-19-2014, 07:19 PM
egrizzly (Offline)
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Default Sell Me a Cool Car

...using flattery, sexuality, profound words, or superb stats sell me a cool car in 5 lines or less. You can make up the name of the car but it helps to use a recognizable luxury brand. I'll start below.

[in deep voice] A car with a personality worthy of a deity. With the power of 3000 horses it goes from zero to sixty in less time than you take a breath. Pure artistry and comfort combined in one. The all new Cadillac Z60..... luxury in true form.

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