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Old 03-15-2011, 10:53 AM
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A Dragon and a Tiger
are sitting in a coffee shop
discussing life, death and other sundry matters

Outside preparations for World War III proceed at a frantic pace
Global famine (already started)
Economic mayhem (well underway)
Nuclear detonation (imminent, location TBA)

Inside, though, all the humans are quite safe
provided they continue to conduct theirselves politely

This is with the exception of a thin legged, 20 something brunette
who has grown herself a magnificent set of 38Cs

Short of unnecessary gunplay
she's pretty much free to do whatever the hell she wants

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38D's are allowed to have gunplay.
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38D's are allowed to have gunplay.
Always thought that to be a given.
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Originally Posted by Nick Pierce View Post
A Dragon and a Tiger
are sitting in a coffee shop
discussing life, death and other sundry matters

Outside preparations for World War III proceed at a frantic pace
Global famine (already started)
Economic mayhem (well underway)
Nuclear detonation (imminent, location TBA)

Inside, though, all the humans are quite safe
provided they continue to conduct theirselves politely

This is with the exception of a thin legged, 20 something brunette
who has grown herself a magnificent set of 38Cs

Short of unnecessary gunplay
she's pretty much free to do whatever the hell she wants



Hey, Pierce - waddya think?

Too misogynist?

Too trigger happy?

Too P.C. impoverished?
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This one should be included.

...working on that blurb😀
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Old 03-15-2017, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by brianpatrick View Post
This one should be included.

...working on that blurb😀

Yeah, I figure to stuff everything into one volume.

Ain't got enough ego to do the author thing twice.


Durned Zen Buddhist involvement.
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Slow down old boy... ye gots three volumes at least by my count.
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Stuff 'em all in yeah, but release 'em slowly. Like good sex.

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So, how's this (I mean, as a start... there'll be more, there'll be more.):

That big steaming pile of love you wanted as a child, but could only find as a father. For Nick so loved the world, he gave his only begotten... err... well... (okay, it's a work in progress.)
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That big steaming pile of love you wanted as a child

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This adequately conveys the bouquet for the senses that I strive to put before a reader.
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