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Make it Not Sexy (a turn off) in 1-5 words

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Old 03-20-2016, 01:45 PM
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sorry...i've shit my pants..

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Old 03-20-2016, 05:29 PM
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Girl...hair...on...ass cheeks...
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Old 03-20-2016, 09:24 PM
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the wart on your nose with it's hairs reaching your chin is giving me pause.
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Old 03-21-2016, 01:31 AM
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Why don't you bath?
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Old 03-21-2016, 12:47 PM
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YESSS Michael...
-Who is Michael ?
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Old 03-21-2016, 12:54 PM
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(With more than 5 ,like Wrc)
- Mmm baby ...just like that...you make ..mh...you make me forget I have aids .
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Old 03-22-2016, 11:49 PM
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-Baby...
-Yes I am pregnant.
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Old 03-23-2016, 04:04 PM
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Ohhhhh....that's ....great..... Light..... Mom???!!!

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Old 03-23-2016, 04:08 PM
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-Whisper to me something...
-Syphilis...
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Old 03-26-2016, 02:11 PM
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-saying to a girl on the street-Mmmm you are so sexy...( then he loses consciousness)
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Old 03-26-2016, 02:20 PM
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-saying to a girl on the street-Mmmm you are so sexy...( then he loses consciousness)
Although jeffrey Dahmer would say -Loses consciousness? mmm that's so sexy
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Old 03-28-2016, 12:37 PM
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F""k the 5 words...


A beautifull girl is near you...she is so sexy and dressed sexy ..and sudenly she puts one fingre in her ear takes out what was there and put's it in her mouth.
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Old 04-06-2016, 04:12 PM
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Yess...just like that baby....and you don't have sex with nobody but me....oh yess..only me and nibody else....to the rest of your life....you'll do this only with me....
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Old 04-09-2016, 09:44 AM
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What are you drinking ,is that Viagra.....?
-No, it's my schizophrenia pills...
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Old 04-11-2016, 12:34 PM
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Oh , baby ,just like that...there is a giant spider above your head...
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"It's so small."
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Old 04-12-2016, 10:32 AM
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Heeeeeyyuy ,yooooouuu ,with the green boooooat!!!!! I've been trapped in this island for some time....wrc was eaten by the sharks....
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Old 04-12-2016, 10:44 AM
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I've heard one guy cut off his penis after that remark , and flashed it in the toilet...

Ohhh what an orgasm you have baby...(but he doesn't see her foot with sock is on fire)
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Old 04-14-2016, 12:46 AM
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"Your sister likes that, too."
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Mr. Ed said I should use his signature, since he's not anymore. In honor of his good friend Nok, here it is: "As far as smoking a cigar," she said, "I'd not know where to start or how to start." "It's simple," said I, "You light one end and chew on the other and hope to meet in the middle."
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Old 04-15-2016, 04:21 AM
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Declining the gum.


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Old 04-15-2016, 11:20 AM
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Oh,are you looking for the condoms...
-No,i am looking for the cyanide bottle ,i have a suicide issues.
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Old 04-15-2016, 02:04 PM
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nice boobs,

think you, I had large chest muscles when I was a man
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Your Toe nail scratched me
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Yeah, yeah, that's crusty.
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Old 04-21-2016, 10:47 AM
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(In the middle of making love) The Prince- Shit..I've turned in to a frog again...
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Did you wash?
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Here, pop this for me.
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Mr. Ed said I should use his signature, since he's not anymore. In honor of his good friend Nok, here it is: "As far as smoking a cigar," she said, "I'd not know where to start or how to start." "It's simple," said I, "You light one end and chew on the other and hope to meet in the middle."
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I want to dominate you. But only if want me to.
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Old 04-22-2016, 11:52 PM
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You'll get over the taste.
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Mr. Ed said I should use his signature, since he's not anymore. In honor of his good friend Nok, here it is: "As far as smoking a cigar," she said, "I'd not know where to start or how to start." "It's simple," said I, "You light one end and chew on the other and hope to meet in the middle."
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Old 04-23-2016, 08:27 AM
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I can't get it up...it's your fault...!

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