Apparently the last issue's staff Inquisition was not sufficiently scarring--heck, it was only fatal to one
person; where's the fun in that?--so they've naively agreed to brave the onslaught again. You can choose to either ask questions to specific people, or general ones answerable by anyone...and possibly everyone. Depending on how cruel I feel, I will give each staff member a choice between answering one of your questions... or something along the general vein of being eaten by a dinosaur. (Isn't that a good dare? I dare you to be eaten by a dinosaur!)
...Seeing as all of the dares I choose will almost definitely culminate with an untimely, gruesome death, we need some 'truth' questions that'll make the choice hard. No holds barred. Let's make this game good.