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Old 11-27-2016, 05:07 PM
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I really don't think there is any call to pen
another piece about defecation.

Oh, it's true I'm sitting here, as I write,
working out a four flusher.

What most don't know about this body is
many years were spent in discomfort from
impeded flow.

Poor diet, nerves and whatever else one
gets to pin such a circumstance on.

Finally got so bad only a surgeons knife
and some interior rehanging of the guts could get things
back to normal.

And unless you have been through both
sides of such a situation I believe it
is impossible for you to know the
sublime pleasure I get from making
a splash.


And if you are only halfway there
I say take heart. I am proof there
is hope for you for I too was once
full of crap.

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Hi Nick P. I'm still laughing. I've been there many times in a long life. Thanks for sharing this. It brought the happiness of laughter into a gloomy evening. wrc
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I'm still laughing.

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If this is the type of reaction I get for posting my plan is working perfectly.
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