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Old 03-30-2010, 07:47 AM
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This month's cliche is brought to us by Calligraphy!

Did you ever read that one story where the really handsome, ripped, suave man rescues that beautiful, blonde bombshell, and they get married and have a bunch of the cutest, most adorable children imaginable? Well, I have. And it's time for a change. A drastic one . . .

This month's cliche is:

Gives us some ugly (and I mean ugly) main characters!

Describe to us some nasty, dirty, buck-teethed MCs. Tell us how she swept her bitten-off fingernails through her long, greasy hair, only to get them caught in some week-old bits of food; and how he wrestled his fat from underneath his stained white t-shirt to only to have it catch on and pull out his body hairs, exposing dark purple indentations of stretch marks throughout his chest, back, and arms. Make 'em gross, people!

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Oooohhhhh! That's just nasty.
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I'll be waiting for yours on this, Teancor!
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Hmm.... I like this. I'm a little worried about being offensive though. Should I be?
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Should you be offensive???
What a question.
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C'mon, you shouldn't even need to ask that here. Especially with Lin around...

This sounds fun though, I might take a shot at it
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Should I be worried about being offensive......
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Au contraire
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Thank you. Geeze....:wink:
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You left off the "r" at the end.
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Well you forgot your clothes.
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My clothes are forgettable.

My underpants, on the other hand....
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Underpants? Those are nappies Lin. 'fess up.
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Well, Depends
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