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Old 07-20-2012, 06:00 AM
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It didn't. Hitler was a hero who loved Jews and rescued them from evil. Or something.

Where's that thing I can't find?

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On the same shelf where the rest of your disappeared stuff is stored.

How come I can't flush when the cat's in the toilet?
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Beause they'll clog the drain, just put them in the waste paper basket when you're done wiping.

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It's called the menopause, it'll pass.

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That's my wife, buddy, show some tact ...

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Of course it is! It's a great way for latent homosexuals to get gay in public!

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what's clever again?!!

who was the first on the moon?
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Mr Moon, it was named after him, of course!

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because she likes the colour red!!


why do people clap everytime the prime minister speaks?
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To drown out the white noise coming from his mouth.

What exactly is white noise?
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white noise is what the name of my first Miley Cyrus cover band. How'd you find out about us? You found an old demo tape? Did you like it?

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