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Hey there, school of fish,
Swimming right into my pizza!
I’m not really eating you, am I?
You’re all so cute and vexing;

Hey-lo whole boars and hogs,
Am I doing you a disservice
By calling you all so nice and tasty?
I just love me some bologna, though…

Hi, you big stupid cows!
I can't even help myself.
Gettin’ any fatter, lately?
It’s for a mean purpose, you know?
I just love me some steak.
Sorry.

Bye-bye, anchovies!
I think I just ate all my delicious pets.

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I think chit-chat is messing with MDMA. Just a feeling.


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Old 11-30-2017, 08:00 PM
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lol. not really brainy patrick. maybe just a little. but i feel so sad for my salmon sashimis. thanks for reading. and why'd you get that impression? jw.
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lol. not really brainy patrick. maybe just a little. but i feel so sad for my salmon sashimis. thanks for reading. and why'd you get that impression? jw.


Fluidity and cohesiveness, and gooey compassion.


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Old 11-30-2017, 11:22 PM
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omgosh, thanks! it just happened that way
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gooey compassion.
I got a sort of callous sarcasm. The writer isn't really sorry. It's like sorry but you're tasty so... hard luck.

I think it captures most people's attitude towards eating animals. Sure they're cute, sure it's probably wrong on some level, but I enjoy it too much to spoil the fun by overthinking it.
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thanks for reading! i think i agree with you, johnc.
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Notice how she cleverly avoids using the word barbecue, or is it barbeque? This is an important question hungry readers need answered.
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thanks for reading, jp! but why can't i stick barbecue up there?
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The word stupid stops me liking the poem. Probably just me, since my mama used to tell us not to use the word stupid or idiot. ha
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thanks for reading, jp! but why can't i stick barbecue up there?


Proof (exhibit a) that chit-chat is actually a real bot.

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Twinkle toes aint no tin can fairy
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Her lime dress

Twinkle toes aint no tin can fairy


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that's a lime ass of neverland flesh if anyone should ask this flying colonist
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Nope. Pure algorithm


I know someone who can make an algorithm out of the gum on your shoe.
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I think it is a damn good poem.
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I think it is a damn good poem.


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Fish and pizza.

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Beesauce went ham on the poetry section

PS I think this one should be recited by Homer Simpson -- Myers?
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Ham? Nah. 'Twas pure turkey burger on a bright Easter morning. All helpful gobbling
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haha, now you shall see, my nicky and i should compete over who gets a longer thread. actually, yo! gracie! grace gabriel gets the longest threads.

okay qtpies. keep the love up! what's turkey burger? does it go with a patty or like, slices. sounds grotty.
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