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Old 10-29-2009, 03:54 PM
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because pictures are fun and we all know, parents don't like for you to have fun. notice i said don't like for YOU to have fun. there are grown-up books that do have pictures... but they'll just tell you they just read the articles. don't believe them.

how come native americans are called indians?

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Old 10-29-2009, 06:47 PM
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Native Americans are called Indians because its short for Indecent. You see them running around with a rag and totting a pig foot. bending there women over like dogs making them animal act in there rock threatres, Indians.
Plus, there native to Indiana and like the Colts football team and Seneca, and Indian Nickels they like looking like George Hamilton, they grow corn succesfully.

When did it become a custom to pick up your dogs fecal matter in the park?
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:55 PM
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It's not really poo, It's actually dog eggs. If you take it home and put it somewhere warm (like down the back of the radiator for example, or under your duvet) it will hatch and you will have a puppy.

Why do my parents tell me its wrong to pick my nose and eat it, even though I see them doing it all the time?
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Because picking your nose makes you intelligent, and your parents don't want you to be smart, cause then you wouldn't listen to them.

Why do you sleep?
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Old 10-31-2009, 08:24 AM
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You don't. You are transported into another dimension where you are being used to serve snack to giant space monkeys if you are worthy and being used as snack if you are not.

If men are from Mars and women from Venus, what gender have martians?
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:44 AM
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Martians actually died out long ago, the reason being that they were all male. They couldn't multi-task and had no-one to sort them out. Any alien you see on Earth is most likely a female from Venus.

Why don't grown-ups like the music me and my freinds like?
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:11 PM
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Because grown-ups don't listen to music; they actually listen to a hypnotic tape which makes them into dull midless zombies who can't think for themselves and instead do the bidding of the goverment. It is then besowed upon grown-ups to try and hypostise the children and teenagers so that they can them steal the bodies without any protest.

Why do people say to grow up and act your age instead of your shoe size?
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Old 11-02-2009, 12:57 PM
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Because your shoe size can't talk. If it could, it would join the people in saying to grow up and act your age.

Why do hiccups happen?
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Everybody has a population of tiny people, Hiccups, living in their body. Hiccups are very aggressive and fight often, agitating you and causing you to "Hiccup" That's why it's so hard to get rid of them, because you can't go inside your body to tell them to stop.

How does the Sun rise every morning?
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:12 AM
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The sun is made by the sky people slowly moving upwards before closing into a tight formation. They stay their because of magic belts that defy gravity but at the same time, they are time to invisable string to stop them moving too much.

Why is there school.
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:42 AM
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School rhymes with drool, and that's not cool, but to not drown in the pool, you learn it to school and pity the fool.

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Old 11-03-2009, 08:35 AM
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Chuck Norris can't not do something. That's it.

Why do we sneeze?
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It's our nose hairs growing that tickle us. When you have a cold, your nose hairs grow extra, which is why you sneeze a lot. But you have to blow your nose a lot, too, and that forces them out so you don't look bad.

Why do leaves fall in the fall?
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Because everybody has a population of tiny people, Sneezes, living in their body, who are allies with the Hiccups (see post 39 on this page) in the never ending war going on in your body. When you hiccup, inside your body, it's like a mini earthquake. So the Hiccups, hating that it's their fault but unable to stop fighting, bestowed it on the Snnezes to exit your body via the natural escape route, the nose, in little ships that look like water droplets, when they sense a bout of hiccups coming along which is meant to distract the Hiccups to calm them enough that a bout of hiccups doesn't occur. So sneezes are good for you and next time you sneeze you really should say 'Thank you Sneezes my friends'.

Why do we yawn?

EDIT: HoiLei beat me. I'll leave my answer but answer her question as well: beacuse to trees the fall is summer and they are discarding their winter clothes just like we wear less clothes in the summer.
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Yawning is actually a fatal disease in ants. When transferred to humans it becomes extremely contagious, but has little impact.

Why does paper stay folded?
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It doesn't. It runs around and steals lots of chocolate, but gets shy whenever people are around and hides.

Why did daddy hit mummy?
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Because he was making a new kind of love to her that few people have the talent to make so they branded it as being wrong to hide their jealously.

Why do some men believe that they are better than women?
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Because they have a mental condition called 'cekcystbastaad syndrome'.

Why do we have to go to school?
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(Loving the answer Weirdo)
Because it is a goverment plot that aims to brainwash all children and make them into adults too soon.

Why does poo smell?
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poo smells because you make it when your frightened. unfortunaly, the intestinal tracts are so long, that your defensive mechanism doesnt actually come out until later on and then theres no explanation for the poo or explaing why it smells.


Why are some houes narrow?
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because narrow is slender and slender is good because you don't get stuck in narrow places because the world wasnt made wide.

Why is too much television bad fot you?
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It gives you square irises, which affect how you see and how the brain works. Eventually, your brain won't be able to register anything that isn't broadcast from a TV.

What happens to food when you eat it?
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It transforms into a fear turd. that never comes out when it should.

why did red foxx have to die?
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Because the Black foxx is more powerful and dangerous

What do women and men experience different changes as they grow up?
(I expect an intresting answer...)
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Because they are being prepared for battle in their adult lives. We're all mortal enemies. Men against women. You may think making love is a nice thing, but really, the couple is just stealing each other's souls. Soon, the whole world will be soul less. Be sure to stay a virgin boys and girls!

Why is the grass green?
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Well actually, grass grows grey but all the little kids in the world colour it in with their crayons.

(Hehe great answer Shay. Speaking of making love, remember I said I would find out whether my sister was and then I found out? Well, he only went and dumped her. The excuse? I've got some death threats from some enimes I made in Spain and I don't want them to hurt you. Pfft!)

Why do some boys have sex with a girl and then dump her?
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Beacause they are worthless *one long loud beep blares for about a minute* boys. We call these type of boys game. Great especially during the holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas. Turkey anyone?

(I'm sorry to hear that Ess. Some people are just stupid and well... I'm not going to go off on a rant here. I hope she is ok. Dealing with boy drama is never fun. Some are quite cruel.)

Why is everything in color and not black and white?
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Because the world is actually just a fragment of a child's imagination and children are bright and colourful.

(She doesn't want to talk about it. I hate to gloat, but we all told her so. Hopefully she will learn from this mistake.)

Why do we get stomachaches?
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Because a pinky finger ache doesn't sound quite as bad.

How come some people start their week on Sundays and some on Mondays?
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It depends whether the person wants one long weekend at the end of the week (Sat. & Sun. together) or two short weekends like bookends (Sun. at the start of the week and Sat. at the end). It's an important choice that effects vacation planning and weekend plans.

Why are people worried about the 'flu?
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