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Old 11-09-2009, 06:14 AM
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Have you heard ten thousand people side by side playing the panflute, or "the 'flu" for short?

How come we have swine flu, bird flu and horse flu, but not human flu?

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Old 11-09-2009, 07:52 AM
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Because human flu is going to have been made by humans (hence the name) but is still in development - it must be dangerous which it isn't yet.

Why do we buy things we see on T.V?
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:54 AM
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Because bying things we see on the radio would be silly. There are no pictures on radios.

We started with radios, later got TV's and now have internet-TV. What's next after that?
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:58 AM
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Internet-TV-radio-Ipods.

Why can't pigs fly?
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:01 AM
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Because that would mean Hell just froze.

Why can't pigs act like normal people?
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:03 AM
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Because they are normal peoploe in diguse and that would blow their cover.

Why don't we all worship the devil?
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:05 AM
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Because if we did, the Devil would be the good guy, aka God, and God would be the bad guy, aka the Devil, so in a way, we are worshipping the Devil without knowing it.

If we did worship the Devil, what would the churches look like?
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:13 AM
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There would be carcks in the ground with lava bubbing out of them, the sats would have spikes on, the stained galss windows would have bars over them like prison windows and instead of angels there would be minions.


Why is my mum so distrubing. *Shudders and runs to the comfort of another WB member's house. Phew!*
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:15 AM
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Dunno, but that explains you a bit... (sorry, that was too tempting...)

How come we can't choose our parents?
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:46 AM
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(Hey! Meanie!)

Because otherwise we'd kill all the adults in the world with our terriable behaviour as we grow up.

Why is ChickenViking, the WritersBeat member so mean? :tongue: (sorry, that was too tempting...)
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:20 AM
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That's because my sense of humour are pretty screwed up.

Why can't we all just get along?
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:27 AM
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Getting along would involve the entire population of the world doing the conga. Yeah, that was rather bad. Um... because it would involve almighty racks?

Why do some older boys get zits?
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:42 AM
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Because they angered the zit king by being mean to girls...

Why are their blackheads and whiteheads and not just one tpye of (spot)head?
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:46 AM
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(sorry, Ess, didn't mean to be mean...)

Because some people are colour blind.

Why do we celebrate Christmas?
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:47 AM
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(It's okay. I'm just messing. I should toughen up abit).

So we can all get drunk.

Why do people get drunk?
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:49 AM
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(whew... was a bit worried there...)

Why is pot illegal?
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:54 AM
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You didn't answer my question.

Pot isn't illegal; the goverment's just made it sound as though it is so adults can get high withput us realizing. Unless you are an adult (which of course you are), then you're just not important enough to have know that until now.

I repeat, Why do people get drunk?
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:00 AM
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Ah, sorry. I did, but in the wrong post, then deleted it and answered to correctly, then answered here and remembered I had already answered, but forgot it wasn't here.

People get drunk because they can't stand this crap we call reality and want to get away from it. Or just like the taste of beer.

Why do you call me adult?
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:08 AM
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Because you're over 18/21, have completed school and have probally watched porn, got drunk, had sex, done drugs etc.

Adult = unfair advantages and experiences in life.

Is being an adult bad?
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:13 AM
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(Darn, you got me there...)

Being adult has its advantages, like you get to stay up late, do pretty much whatever you want (within the limits of the law, at least) and watch whatever you want on TV. It also has it's disadvantages like you have to be responsible, think about the future, get a job and all that crap. So yeah, being adult is bad. Adultery, on the other hand...

Is being a kid bad?
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Old 11-09-2009, 01:32 PM
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Not at all! Your life ends when you grow up. "I never wanna grow up..." - Peter Pan. Maybe we should listen to him? Ha.

Why does daddy beat mommy?
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Well depends on what you mean by 'beat'. Dad beat mommy because her Halo 3 skills are trivial at best. For criss sakes, she doesn't even know who Master Chief is! I know... I know... pitiful.
Now, as for the other type of 'beat'. Well... you had to have dinner one way or the other, right?
*zips up flame-retardant suit, nice and snug*

Why do people just come and post things in your thread without leaving a tip in the Tip Can? All this time wasting on your part comes at a price!
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:43 PM
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Because they want to annoy you as annoying someone is a tip in itself.

Where is there adultry?
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Old 11-10-2009, 06:24 AM
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Adultery is a small town in Ireland filled with leprechauns and fairies. The adults wants to be kids and kids wants to be adult, so naturally, the result is kids having adultery a lot and adults having infidelity a lot.

Why is Ireland so green?
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Old 11-10-2009, 06:49 AM
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Because snakes eat grass, and St. Patrick drove all the snakes out, so the grass grows without check!

Why do light bulbs burn out?
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Because there are little fairies in them that make light when you feed them, and you do that when you turn the light switch, which releases a little trapdoor and drops some food in. when a fairy gets old and dies it gives of one last burst of light. This you call burn out, because the fairy burns up in its own light.

This is also why some lights flicker, the fairy is ill.

Why is the moon made of cheese?
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Because god got bored. A moon in Alpha Centuri looks exactly like a football don'cha know! He put it all the way over there so us humans wouldn't get too suspicious.

Is there life on mars?
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:04 PM
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Yes. The bloom that appears on mars bars and other chocloate is actually a race of mini people dressed in white which is why you shouldn't eat bloomed mars bars/chocolate.

What is a trick question?
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You see, when a magician does a trick, for instance making a rabbit disappear, he goes 'Hey, where's the rabbit?'.
That is a trick question.

Why do I have toes?
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:25 AM
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Becauses you can't have seot or anything else for that matter. Toes are toes, just there for appearance but you'd die without them.

Why is the world divide in contients?
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