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Old 07-14-2018, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Konan View Post
How did we go from talking about Christianity to talking about penises?
Life is such procreation must.
There is no mention of that in the bible.

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Old 07-14-2018, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Konan View Post
How did we go from talking about Christianity to talking about penises?


Hmm? You have something against penises? You some kind of penisist?
I personally think all penises should be free to do what they like (so long as they donít harm anyone else, or infringe on their civil rights).
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by brianpatrick View Post
Hmm? You have something against penises? You some kind of penisist?
I personally think all penises should be free to do what they like (so long as they donít harm anyone else, or infringe on their civil rights).
Yes, I'm against penises. If I were king, I would institute a law that required all new-borns to be castrated at birth. Fuck the cock! I know, Tom Cruise said respect it and tame the cunt, but I say, it's gotta be banned in society!
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Originally Posted by Konan View Post
Yes, I'm against penises. If I were king, I would institute a law that required all new-borns to be castrated at birth. Fuck the cock! I know, Tom Cruise said respect it and tame the cunt, but I say, it's gotta be banned in society!

You do know that castration involves removal of the testicles? A critter can be castrated and have an intact penis...
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You do know that castration involves removal of the testicles? A critter can be castrated and have an intact penis...
Yes, but does it still grow erect and ready for sex without the testicles?
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Old 07-16-2018, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Konan View Post
Yes, but does it still grow erect and ready for sex without the testicles?

not usually
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How do we get from what Christians believe to the mechanics of the castrated penis?!
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Old 07-16-2018, 06:45 PM
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not usually
Exactly. The whole point of my fourth Reich is to remove sexual intercourse from society and return the citizens to puritans. It would be eutopia! Heaven on earth!
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Originally Posted by Konan View Post
Exactly. The whole point of my fourth Reich is to remove sexual intercourse from society and return the citizens to puritans. It would be eutopia! Heaven on earth!


Wait... puritans didnít have sex? How did they make more puritans?
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Wait... puritans didnít have sex? How did they make more puritans?
Missionary position. Eyes closed. Fully dressed. Thinking about Christ on the cross.

Renouncing Christianity when she cries out, "Oh, God!" - the cheating little bitch.
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Christians are all pricks anyway.
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Originally Posted by flyingtart View Post
Christians are all pricks anyway.
Not all of them, and not all the time. Only when they get into holier-than-thou "rebuke" mode and tell you how the sinful ways you're living is going to send you to hell; meanwhile, they'll be experiencing pure bliss in heaven. Or how they'll pray for you for whatever sin they think you're committing.

All of my immediate family members are Christians, except for me. And none of them are pricks by behaving this way.
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I know lots of nice Christians.
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:06 PM
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Pretty sure nice doesn't have much to do with religious belief or a lack of it; and there are assholes across the spectrum.
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by E. Zamora View Post
Pretty sure nice doesn't have much to do with religious belief or a lack of it; and there are assholes across the spectrum.


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