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Default Challenge #50 - Me No Want That! (Original Challenge)

Write a story misusing pronouns, misspelling words, and just writing horribly repeatedly throughout.

Me ain't not gonna tell ya what to right but youse gotta figure it out yerself. Make sure its readible, tho!

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Default Challenge #50, like, innit.

Hay, firefly, like, yur cool man.
challenjer 50s R like tanks, yer, rite? Monster!
Mi mate sed that hiz bro woz in the armee and he got to dryv won of them babys. LOL. that must hav bean so cool, like yer?

Anyway, he woz dead strait up wiv me man, cos he got to av a go in Sherbets and Churchils. Like, i fink he woz only kiddin me abowt the churchils bit, coz churchil was like a well ard souldjer or summik.

i dryv a suzooki swift. hay, dont dis me, bro. i now what yur thinkin man. thats like so not cool. hay! we all gotta start sumwere, like now what i meen?

alice, shes like my babe, right? wel she woz, rite up to wen she sed i gayv er wiplash. hey, its not wot U think coz like i donte do the kinkee stuf and that, no matta wot steev saze. well alice giv me a bloe in the bak ov my car and i woz stil dryvin at the time. strate up i nealy crashed my mota!

alice dumpt me afta that. sheez seein that Dave from doun westgate rode. U no im? hes a rite wancer. mined U, hees gotta furaree. not the normal red cullar. its yella. straight, man.

i cuold so see myself in won of them babys.

i stil think yoov got it sussed dryvin won of them challanju tanks. like how cool wood it be to go down to like asda and park rite over the top of all the posh bugers cars.

Do eye win a prise or summik?

fuk but U'l neva gess wot? Daves only gon and towtalled his furary. steev saze alice is hot for mee agen!

Stuf Ur tanks an Ur prise. ime of to get me end away!

ps, my punctureation is ded good. mi teechur sez so. if U donte giv me poynts fur it, U suk!
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Dealing wid 3 graers iz annyng, but the rents can be as annoyng—if not more so. Jacqueline Marqaud iz definitely one of the more annoyng ones. She enterz the room for her parent-teacher conference and shrieks, “How dare you give my Jocelyn a C in math!”
“It’s the grade she earned, Mrs. Marquad.”
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