Have you arrived to Checker Street?
Home of Checkerboard Man? (intriguing)
He slides black and white Chips
Queens and Kings to shift around. (sounds awkward... Pieces, until the queen ceases and the King is exposed... or something)
Have you seen the Checkered Man? (like the repetition)
He plays games with Cats and Alice's
by ( lost the rhythm here)
The earth’s a wooden board and the (life is but a stage and we are all players...)
people tribal-harpoons Aces and Hearts (lost you a little here.)
believing as they are either of them (and people are aces and hearts... you obfuscate this point through explanation)
Please don’t go to Checkered Street. (simple, like it).
Cat People are dangerous to spooky eyes (they are dangerous to people with spooky eyes- which is what you said- or they have spooky eyes?)
They’re observed by a Chestnut Fire. (again simple and nice)
Since games are for filthy pioneers (Are they? You did not set up that leap)
Gentlemen desire a winners streak. (apostrophe or "winning")
Checkered Man receives a win (Not sure how we got back here)
Stray from the world of Checks. (We were playing chess earlier. What next? Twister?)
You will lose a skullcap (wwhhhaaaattt? Said in the most exaggerated way possible.
Thanks, was fun to read.