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Old 10-06-2018, 08:11 AM
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Hi, I thought I should attempt gay fiction, since it is a dark spot in my experience.

"Oooh," said Gay Jake, "that arse is like pineapples in a bag,"

"Were you checking out my pineapple arse?" asked Pineapple.

Gay Jake's mate, whatever, said "oooh mince, I could squeeze my pineapple between those cheeks."

It made no sense since the pineapple link had never been discussed. Was Gay Jake an alien overlord? I asked myself that gay question in a gay manner, and concluded "yes, Gay Jake and many others are aliens..."

I hope this is suitably sympathetic. Thanks

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One of my daughters has drawn a comic for years about a small cigarette smoking alien, and his retarded human fuck-puppet. Most of the strips are of the alien berating the fuck-puppet, or send him on funny, pointless, manipulative errands designed to torture the poor guy whoís too dumb to know heís being tortured.

This reminds me of that. Maybe you should draw a comic strip. Or... have a rib removed and see if you can... oh, never mind. Prolly get me banned again.
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Old 10-06-2018, 08:24 AM
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I get the rib proposition mate. I think.. was going full evil testament with it...
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I am intending to annoy as many people as possible, in a self-destructive manner:-

My next piece is called Mary-Sue, and that is not an exclusively female title, there is also the likes of Jack Reacher who is a hideous Mary-Sue.

"Hey Mary," said Glugtrob as she stepped onto the bridge.

Captain Picard eyed her with a mixture of fatherly love and gratitude. "you saved us Mary, you were amazing. Perhaps you need my chair?"

Mary giggled behind her hand. "No ,no," she said, "you keep your chair captain.."

So deliciously self-effacing, so polite, such a delight to behold and a temperament withheld. The perfect doll, the sad epitome of backward Holywood moved from one box to another; you are not a victim, you are a Mary-Sue and tedious know-it-all, without the flaws that make a character, or the doors that enable an audience to like you. Everyone will loath you for your perfection. Good luck.

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One of my daughters has drawn a comic for years about a small cigarette smoking alien, and his retarded human fuck-puppet. Most of the strips are of the alien berating the fuck-puppet, or send him on funny, pointless, manipulative errands designed to torture the poor guy who’s too dumb to know he’s being tortured.

This reminds me of that. Maybe you should draw a comic strip. Or... have a rib removed and see if you can... oh, never mind. Prolly get me banned again.
It makes me glad I am childless

EDIT: actually the real reason I am childless is that my mother was abusive and I am terrified I take after her... but point still stands.
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It makes me glad I am childless

EDIT: actually the real reason I am childless is that my mother was abusive and I am terrified I take after her... but point still stands.


Thatís interesting. Do you not see a way out of the cycle psychologically?

Not that you need children. Iíve never regretted having my children, but theyíre not easy by any means. The worst part is they end up a lot like their parents which is very annoying.
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Thatís interesting. Do you not see a way out of the cycle psychologically?

Not that you need children. Iíve never regretted having my children, but theyíre not easy by any means. The worst part is they end up a lot like their parents which is very annoying.
Honestly, I see my mother's traits in my own behaviour- have since I was young. I would not impose that upon hypothetical children.
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Honestly, I see my mother's traits in my own behaviour- have since I was young. I would not impose that upon hypothetical children.


If it werenít for my wife I could probably be a bad parent. Not abusive, but maybe emotionally neglectful. Iím a wing-it kind of guy, and let the chips fall where they will. And Iím not the most emotionally available person youíd meet. Something in the balance between my wife and I works.
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Old 10-06-2018, 10:14 AM
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If it werenít for my wife I could probably be a bad parent. Not abusive, but maybe emotionally neglectful. Iím a wing-it kind of guy, and let the chips fall where they will. And Iím not the most emotionally available person youíd meet. Something in the balance between my wife and I works.
It is funny how much you can read from a photo. I saw it and apart from dressing young (yes-yes- work) I liked you. I think you are probably a pleasant fellah.
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It is funny how much you can read from a photo. I saw it and apart from dressing young (yes-yes- work) I liked you. I think you are probably a pleasant fellah.


Aww...

I am a pleasant fellah and my wife has kept me from going off the deep end with ďindulgencesĒ which could have put me in a bad place. Sometimes I think thatís how male/female relations are supposed to work, and other times I think it was just luck.
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You make your own luck.
EDIT I would like to see a photo of the two of you, because that rewards my weird perversion, or I would just find it heart- warming.

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Pineapple poor thing LOL
Why is it a dark spot?
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Pineapple poor thing LOL
Why is it a dark spot?
The dark spot was my natural distrust. Wait? Did I say that?

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The dark spot was my natural distrust. Wait? Did I say that?
Yes you did.
Distrust? what do you mean ?
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Yes you did.
Distrust? what do you mean ?
I have a natural distrust of people, especially when they are being nice. I will admit it probably stems from a history of abuse, but it is what it is. I distrust people until they prove themselves trustworthy.
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