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Old 12-20-2012, 11:39 AM
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Shootin' heroin with Jesus and Wolverine.

J.C. scored the bag so he goes first.

His halo's tiltin'.
Yep- he got off.

Now Logan.

Man- that's a monstrously large hit.

Well, he put in most of the buy money.
Suppose it's his right.

He registers and slams the plunger home.

Lopsided grin
Beautific gaze.
There he goes.

Ooops- he's down.

Flat on his back.
Pupils pinned and rolled up.
Tryin' to get under his eyelids.

And foam.

Frothy foam dribblin' from the corners of his mouth.
And a low moan.

The Nazerene snaps out of his buzz.

He's runnin' around us in a circle.

Arms flappin'.
Robe flappin'.

Over and over again.
Only three words.

Oh My God.
Oh My God.
Oh My God.

Me, I'm thinkin' the last person we want here is Your Dad.

Now He's sandle trampolining on Wolvie's chest.

Up and down.
Up and down.

Shoulder long hippie hair movin' like swan wings.

Now he's kneeling alongside the Adamantium addict.
Fannin' his crown across the whiskers.

Then it happens.
The old guy pops claw and slices through
the glowing ring in three places.

Christ- the shock.

Everything stops.

I'm frozen.

Then those two exchange a wink,
look at me and start a
bust-a-gut laughing jag.

Great- I've been punked.


Fuck this.

I'm gonna go burn a bowl with Buddha.

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Old 12-20-2012, 11:47 AM
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Golf clap.

You don't snap out of your buzz on heroin. Certainly you don't run around in circles when you do.

Very entertaining read though.

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Old 12-20-2012, 12:13 PM
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You don't snap out of your buzz on heroin. Certainly you don't run around in circles when you do.
Apparently you ain't seen Jesus on junk.
Especially when He and that maleveolent mutant are settin' up a muse maligned mortal such as me.

However, I do grasp your point.
Gingerly and with cautious deference, mind.
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Gingerly and with cautious deference, mind.
I wouldn't expect any less
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Classy as fcuk. I really liked that full of action not sure where it's going. Then bam a joke ending. I nearly fell of my seat (and recieved a stern look from the librarian) at this "Me, I'm thinkin' the last person we want here is Your Dad.".
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Originally Posted by Rubbershark View Post
Classy as fcuk. I really liked that full of action not sure where it's going. Then bam a joke ending. I nearly fell of my seat (and recieved a stern look from the librarian) at this "Me, I'm thinkin' the last person we want here is Your Dad.".
That my work is disturbing the peace on another continent- ahh, I feel I am finally arriving.
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For those who enjoyed this story check this sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2k-3QmOS7c
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Originally Posted by Rubbershark View Post
For those who enjoyed this story check this sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2k-3QmOS7c

Had no inkling such mirth was available. Watched the one you indicated then watched the "You are my Lord" one.

Funny.
And when the rood wearer tries the old "gotta go to the can" escape gag and the crew is at the door, outside...

Funnier.


Gonna go back and watch more.

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this is my favourite burnistoun sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU also check limmy's show much funnier but much less mainstream his social realism is ace.
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this is my favourite burnistoun sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU also check limmy's show much funnier but much less mainstream his social realism is ace.
Right, mate.
That one is a scream.
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lol, "Me, I'm thinkin' the last person we want here is Your Dad."

what's the deeper msg behind this piece, tho, nicky?
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lol, "Me, I'm thinkin' the last person we want here is Your Dad."

what's the deeper msg behind this piece, tho, nicky?
That I have a sense of humour?
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