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Old 06-25-2017, 12:23 AM
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Can anyone touch his or her nose with tongue? I have tried many times but still I can't touch.

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Labrador ownership outsourced the problem.

Great question though - worthy of a poem.

Can I lick my nose or not?
Discreet removal of my snot
would solve that timeless human issue
of trying to locate a tissue.
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I'm glad to say that I cannot. Otherwise, I'm afraid I would wind up in a movie industry of a most unsavory kind.
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They're talking about their issues with their tongue, which are neither hear nor there.
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Oops wrong thread.
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i have to say a lot of this threads are highly entertaining
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Can you also bite your elbow?
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Can you also bite your elbow?
You had me at bite then lost me at elbow.
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Tongue to nose is overdone at this point. Lips to asshole is what people are doing these days.
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Tongue to nose is overdone at this point. Lips to asshole is what people are doing these days.


Their own? Well, Id probably pay a few bucks to see that.
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Their own? Well, Id probably pay a few bucks to see that.
I said 'people'. I'm not 'people'. I haven't been able to touch my own toes ten years. Shit, if I could kiss my own asshole...
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I kiss my own arsehole.
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Originally Posted by Nani08 View Post
Hello everyone,
Can anyone touch his or her nose with tongue? I have tried many times but still I can't touch.
It's the mustache dear. It gets in the way.
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Originally Posted by Nani08 View Post
Hello everyone,
Can anyone touch his or her nose with tongue? I have tried many times but still I can't touch.
I just use a farmer sneeze.
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I have a short fat tongue so I can't.

But

I recently saw a yummy-looking guy lick whipped cream off his own nose and I had to excuse myself to have a private moment.
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Is all of this a vailed referance to tongue-Fu? I hear that the grasshoppper at your feet can touch its nose - oh so quietly.
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If so you guys do innuendo badly. Just say what you mean, we left the 1950's some time ago.
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I grew up in the 50's mabeythat explains it.
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