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Old 07-16-2017, 02:39 AM
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Preznatal: holy shit! this morning...

butttkisser_1: what

Preznatal: i was cleaning up the pool house

butttkisser_1: okay why the exclamatory?

Preznatal: there were all these grasshoppers, trying to survive me.

Preznatal: errywhere...

butttkisser_1: and so you killed em..

Preznatal: one got in my mouth. i had no choice but to fucking swallow that shit. we think it was trying to survive the spray and water.

butttkisser_1: omg dank meat. lol. angie's kids eat bug. people eat bug... good vitamin c.

Preznatal: so i got sick and i’m still sick.

butttkisser_1: ewwww

Preznatal: so i got like ten in a line and tied them together

Preznatal: with styrofoam wrap

butttkisser_1: all elaborate lmao

Preznatal: and then i waterboarded those poor suckers

butttkisser_1: lmao-mao.

Preznatal: and that’s no biggie. i am the former president…

butttkisser_1: big former/man on campus. get drunk and throw it up!

Preznatal: no way, great idea!

butttkisser_1: i’m dunking lemons for you. i’ll make you some margaritas.

Preznatal: ASS on the pro-pro!

butttkisser_1: heh?

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Old 07-16-2017, 01:46 PM
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You've been reading too much Nick Pierce haven't you?

It's funny, though.
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You've been reading too much Nick Pierce haven't you?

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Yeah, like "too much" is possible.
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:53 PM
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Preznatal: holy shit! this morning...

butttkisser_1: what

Preznatal: i was cleaning up the pool house

butttkisser_1: okay why the exclamatory?

Preznatal: there were all these grasshoppers, trying to survive me.

Preznatal: errywhere...

butttkisser_1: and so you killed em..

Preznatal: one got in my mouth. i had no choice but to fucking swallow that shit. we think it was trying to survive the spray and water.

butttkisser_1: omg dank meat. lol. angie's kids eat bug. people eat bug... good vitamin c.

Preznatal: so i got sick and iím still sick.

butttkisser_1: ewwww

Preznatal: so i got like ten in a line and tied them together

Preznatal: with styrofoam wrap

butttkisser_1: all elaborate lmao

Preznatal: and then i waterboarded those poor suckers

butttkisser_1: lmao-mao.

Preznatal: and thatís no biggie. i am the former presidentÖ

butttkisser_1: big former/man on campus. get drunk and throw it up!

Preznatal: no way, great idea!

butttkisser_1: iím dunking lemons for you. iíll make you some margaritas.

Preznatal: ASS on the pro-pro!

butttkisser_1: heh?


I get most of this.
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:07 PM
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haha the gang is almost on its way... thanks for reading. what don't you get, nicky?

brainy? how have i been reading too much np? it shows in my writing? how? so nosy and curious.
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:24 PM
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It's the 'schtick' dear. But you're much more creative than old NP.

I was wondering... are you a butterfly? You know, most of them don't even eat.
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:22 PM
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When I read "angie's kids eat bug" I am reminded of Ms. Jolie and the adoptees.

This is some of what I get.
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:31 PM
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you're much more creative than old NP.

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Like comparing Jackson Pollock to that guy who cut off his ear and, eventually, leaded himself with a 7mm projectile.
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Old 07-18-2017, 01:48 AM
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no brainy, i be a fairy now, tiny tinky. like Trixie...

@nickita, i didn't know vincent van gogh leaded himself. he shot it???? and yea, it's angelina jolie. her kids eat spiders and like tarantulas and beetles and bags of crickets with honey syrup. ew, right?
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:10 PM
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i didn't know vincent van gogh leaded himself.

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7mm is smaller than a 9mm (guessin' you may have seen one of those) and the powder was light (compared to a 9mm) so after penetration (chest) the projectile slowed dramatically.

He walked from the field (yeah, Vinnie in a field - go figure) to his rented room and slowly (as in it took 30 hours) died.
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Oi...Van Gogh....can I buy you a drink?

No thanks mate, I've got one ear.
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Old 07-20-2017, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Grace Gabriel View Post
Oi...Van Gogh....can I buy you a drink?

No thanks mate, I've got one ear.
That one slays in the Netherlands.
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Old 07-20-2017, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick Pierce View Post
That one slays in the Netherlands.
sleighs in the Netherlands?

I tried to break the ice with that joke at Ascot this year.

They thought it was lame.



...I'm just a party contained in a head Piercey....
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Old 07-20-2017, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Grace Gabriel View Post
sleighs in the Netherlands?

I tried to break the ice with that joke at Ascot this year.

They thought it was lame.



...I'm just a party contained in a head Piercey....

ascot
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lame



I could take the ride to Mars (150 to 300 days) with such a wit.
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Originally Posted by Nick Pierce View Post
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I could take the ride to Mars (150 to 300 days) with such a wit.
Did you just drip sarcasm on my favourite slippers?
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Originally Posted by Grace Gabriel View Post
Did you just drip sarcasm on my favourite slippers?
A NP repost has appeared for your perusal over in Free Writing.
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Old 07-20-2017, 08:03 PM
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hey! no promoting on my thread.
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Old 07-21-2017, 02:37 PM
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hey! no promoting on my thread.
Oh great!, now here comes a moderator.

Shit!

Where can I hide?

Everytime I try to disappear behind my talent it disappears.
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A NP repost has appeared for your perusal over in Free Writing.
Thanks. On my way.
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oh no! stay on mine! @gracey
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oh no! stay on mine! @gracey
O.K. I came back Bot.

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Old 07-26-2017, 10:28 PM
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i just love being a bot. grace, are you a transformers fan? just in case you're wondering, the movie kinda stank. and i love how you always give me feedback. you should post more often. you're really talented. like a big shot! <3
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