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Old 10-13-2016, 04:58 PM
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...and the Vatican knows about this. This is BIG, aliens and the Catholic church, this is like one of those movies where they put together a whole heap of different cool themes into the one movie, like,

"Alien vs Predator"
"Freddy vs Jason"
"Vampire lesbian nuns from outer space"

So what should we do? Should we throw away our guns to lure the aliens onto Earth and then smash 'em?

What is this Space War about? How come the aliens get to be vioent and we don't?

https://www.rt.com/viral/362272-pode...liens-vatican/

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Old 10-13-2016, 05:13 PM
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And God is mixed up in this as well, at least we now know for sure that the Catholics are correct!

Bummer for me I suppose. Did anyone choose correctly? With sheer weight of numbers it should have been obvious, but that Lutheran thing threw me.

Is that the reason the pope has that massive hat? I always wondered what was under there, either a transmitter/receiver or an alien life form sucking on his head.
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I hope to god this is true!!

I f*cking love aliens!!
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Originally Posted by PickleBottom View Post
...and the Vatican knows about this. This is BIG, aliens and the Catholic church, this is like one of those movies where they put together a whole heap of different cool themes into the one movie, like,

"Alien vs Predator"
"Freddy vs Jason"
"Vampire lesbian nuns from outer space"

So what should we do? Should we throw away our guns to lure the aliens onto Earth and then smash 'em?

What is this Space War about? How come the aliens get to be vioent and we don't?

https://www.rt.com/viral/362272-pode...liens-vatican/
Hi PB.

"Vampire lesbian nuns from outer space" caused me to recall a real movie I always wanted to see: "Spce Sults in the Slammer", Anyone here ever see it? wrc
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Hi PB.

"Vampire lesbian nuns from outer space" caused me to recall a real movie I always wanted to see: "Spce Sults in the Slammer", Anyone here ever see it? wrc
No I haven't seen it, porn is good at doing this though, having people who wouldn't usually meet find themselves in a place they don't usually go to under a condition that is queer. Say if I were flicking through TV channels and I saw Beauty and the Geek, I would pause presuming it was porn. It got me every time.

Some porn titles can be funny though, I like "back to the grind"
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They may be right about the violence, but I suspect that their true agenda is to be able to use our public restrooms.
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Originally Posted by JP_Inkswell View Post
They may be right about the violence, but I suspect that their true agenda is to be able to use our public restrooms.
Cryogenic freezing would be the way to go, freeze some people, do the math, and then shoot them off, or, do the math, then decide whether to freeze the person, looking at ethics, risk etc, then freeze them and then shoot them off.
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Cryogenic freezing would be the way to go, freeze some people, do the math, and then shoot them off, or, do the math, then decide whether to freeze the person, looking at ethics, risk etc, then freeze them and then shoot them off.
I'm no good at math. It's kind of alien to me.
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I'm no good at math. It's kind of alien to me.
I feel aliens
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I feel aliens


Like, feel them up?
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Like, feel them up?
Yeah that was a bit out there, what I did was start writing a response to Inkswell, about how alien things must feel to people who don't usually practice them, then I used this to springboard into some sexual innuendo on how an alien must feel, then life interrupted me, so without finishing and submitting my post I deleted most of it and summarised it in the post above presuming somehow that a reader would be able to follow the logic through.

But yeah that queer thought that a person has when they come across a topic that is alien to them would be like having sex with an alien, ergo,

"What does this tentacle do again?"
"So I just stick it here... and then this part goes like this?"
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Here is something that encapsulates the human propensity for violence;

In a nuclear fission reaction, for example using uranium 235, a uranium 235 atom absorbs a neutron, and then splits releasing three new neutrons and some binding energy, the new neutrons are subsequently absorbed into other uranium 235 atoms which subsequently split and release three new neutrons and some binding energy. This is an exponential process as each single atom can release enough neutrons to trigger the splitting of up to three further atoms. This reaction does not go on forever as eventually the uranium 235 will run out, but it can lead to a massive explosion and loss of life.

The radiation from the explosion can lead to cancer in people in the vicinity of the blast, and cancer can also be a fission process whereby cells divide uncontrollably leading to a tumour and subsequent death. If a person plots the cancerous cells in a patient over time the graph will resemble an exponential curve similar to a nuclear fission reaction. As with the nuclear fission process above, which eventually runs out of uranium 235, the cancer cells will eventually kill the host and therefore not be able to continue dividing.

Compound interest over time is also exponential, and as welfare is proportional to money in this cash driven society, compound interest, on money owed, acts to reduce the welfare of the host. As the debt compounds, the efficacy to do so, increases exponentially over time. Unlike cancer and nuclear fission, compound interest (with regards to a country for example), can continue compounding after the people who made the decisions have retired, and even continue compounding after they are dead, affecting the welfare of future generations.
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Sharia Law prohibits charging most kinds of interest (usury). So what I here you saying is: we should all become Muslims, and practice Islamic economics.😄😄😄
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No, I'm just fucking with you. I am in total agreement, especially with regard to the federal reserve. It seems like a slow scheme to suck wealth from everywhere. Killing all the rich and powerful people is probably the only answer.
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Originally Posted by brianpatrick View Post
Sharia Law prohibits charging most kinds of interest (usury). So what I here you saying is: we should all become Muslims, and practice Islamic economics.😄😄😄
In my understanding, Ancient Romans, who used to feed Christians to wild beasts, thought compound interest was usury...
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No, I'm just fucking with you. I am in total agreement, especially with regard to the federal reserve. It seems like a slow scheme to suck wealth from everywhere. Killing all the rich and powerful people is probably the only answer.
Killing wouldn't solve the issue, "it" is like the many-headed Hydra, but changing the structure would go a long way
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