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repost from elsewhere, a rally on a troll's forum

"...once you're in a rally then it's hard to get out..." replied the goblin try to avoid entering into rallies upon forums for that reason alone it seems, then adding "...yes, seeking the approval of other trolls is an odd goal for a troll isn't it, yet I agree that there are many here who show that mob like weakness as it were...", clearly xxxxx's last post had got the goblin into thinking now, no it wasn't one of those dumb one liners that one normally saw upon troll's forums, it was weighed, then the goblin restarted "...naah, I'm ever alone upon forumland, and certainly I'm not beholden to any forum per se, just I'm here to converse with those who have that faculty within them, but oddly someone's best posts are often like when they're more like talking to themselves really, for perhaps it's only then that they slow down to post that which was within them all along, where alas many here seem to talk much without saying anything really, maybe perhaps those who don't weigh the thoughts are those still at their troll stage of trolling then..."



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repost from elsewhere, the trolls still

maybe it was the election of trump...whatever........but i am completely fed up with this seemingly endless striving for diversification....molycoddling of our youth.....race blending.....govt. mismanagement.....left wing media bias.....excess regulations......useless carbon taxes.....human rights tribunals.....drug injection sites.....everything queer......gender pronouns.....safe spaces....disfunctional universities....black power..... environmental terrorists....lowest common denominators.....girly men.....24 hour texting and on and on and on it goes.........this current crop of under 30's is nothing short of sad and pathetic.....completely and utterly useless.......we are truly fucking doomed as a society.....depressing if you pause to think about it even a little bit.....
"...each of those things mentioned above had their roman day equivalent..." mentioned the goblin suspecting that rome wasn't missed at all when it finally fell in ad410, adding "...I wonder then, what with all those things you've mentioned above, whether they'll miss this "the west" empire of today too when it finally falls in its turn as all empires do...", in fact, rome hadn't gallantly fallen to the visigoths like most people think, for no, rome wasn't even besieged by the visigoths when they encamped outside the walls waiting for the senate with its presiding emperor to resettle them somewhere and to stop persecuting them too, but after a year with still no solution in sight, to speed things up they cut off about half the aqueducts that fed rome's water supply, till finally six months after that it was rome's poor together with its slaves that rose up and opened the gates inviting the visigoths in, like "change they could believe in" as it were...", then the goblin confided "...but I don't think capital hill for its part has gone quite that far as of yet, but the general demise of "the west", where being preposterous a few years back, does seem clearly to have entered into the realm of speculation today, what happens next depends upon how quickly people can see what's coming, though more likely they'll pretend otherwise still..."


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The best and the worst of times always happens in spring and the gatecrasher's potential was never put on ignore. So he jumped out of bed early to grab a sandwich and bounce. Checking messages before another long ride into wherever.
But it's almost summer so he just grinned like a lion ready to pounce.

"Kosachev lectures Syria on Facebook and the new North Korean missile landed somewhere near Russia, likely off the coast of Primorye." the gatecrasher sighed, "The tigers are scared but who's talking crop circles in Krasnodar or square melons."

But time never stops and he could hear somebody down the hall. Grabbing his gear, he was gone.
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and the goblin for his part liked thanking those who posted here, saying "...the point is not what you read of someone but what you think from what you read, which in turn needs writing down to see what you are thinking too...", where to the goblin at least nothing seemed thought out until it was written down now


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So. Thursday evening then, and Grace showed up - more fragile and pale than we know her. Grace had been in bed since Sunday with Flu - the type that offers a savage reminder to never bandy the word lightly when describing a a challenging cold. A frightening experience really - not just in itself - but through becoming aware that all the spinning plates in her life only moved through her own momentum. Barely able to stand for three days, a process of desperate and random delegation had fallen on neighbours and friends, as Grace drifted in and out fevered sleep with little understanding of the passing of time. "But getting better now" Grace typed, enjoying the posts but still knowing she would take them in better another day when her head felt less strange and the screen not so bright then.
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repost from elsewhere, the "has trump finally met his match with the appointment of robert mueller to the special counsel" thread

"... just that a witchhunt, much like some widefire perhaps, doesn't stop where it is intended to..." started the goblin adding "...I mean hasn't this all occurred before..." the goblin was thinking back to the french revolution, he restarted "...so now does one set up the guillotine upon capital hill, and start with the king in all his guilt there, his queen next, not forgetting those other royals with him, then form there on towards his court and his cabinet too, beheading whomsoever one suspects of being against one's policies, till finally in the midst of this insatiable bloodlust they call out for the instigator's blood too, where you in the role of robespierre bring the reign of terror to its rightful conclusion by feeding your own guillotine with yourself, ending the people's revolution ushering in napoleon's counter revolution...", yes, somehow the goblin knew that once an investigative witchhunt was started it couldn't really end with the burning of just one witch alone, sighing "...so it's this witchhunt today, and how they want trump to be burnt now, only they don't see how corrupt those accusers are too, so much so in fact that those investigating flames might leap back out from the fire burning back through their ranks as a recompense for such folly..."

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repost from elsewhere, an idle chat on a troll's forum

"...yet no one is really real here anyway..." pointed out the goblin noting that all that was actually here were just a virtual reality of words on one's screen, adding "...and besides, you trolls are just the victims of your own trolling, yes you have that staying power of your nature, that nature that compels you to return to troll all the more, and how many years has it been to date, and how many more still I wonder, ah yes normal folks could well be envious of your addiction if they didn't know the truth of it now, so dare I say here that I share that weakness too, for back I return to post on still, ah but if I'm going to be an addict like this then I might as well use this addiction to my full advantage by plotting out my thoughts in the course of their conjectures while polishing that little I write into something a little more than just troll posts..."


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repost from elsewhere, the '"so is this forum dead yet" thread

"...not that I'm a necrophiliac myself..." confided the goblin who posted upon dead forums if such a mood were to take him there at the time, moreover, who hadn't gone back there at some point he wondered, then adding "...well yes, at times I have gone back to some dead forum and stood at the foot of some gravestone to post relating all these mundane present day details to that past stopped fast there hoping that it would still mean something between myself and its ghost, so in answer to your question of whether this forum is dead now, my answer could be what of it as either way I'll just return to post all the same...", just the goblin wrote for his ghosts mostly, and for those who cared to keep the show going afterwards

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repost from elsewhere, the troll's forum

("...in case you're wondering if there are some very good posts on this forum made by inspired posters, there are for sure, or at least there might be, not sure really, only that wherever those post are they aren't these posts here if that helps you in your inquiry now..." mentioned the goblin just in case someone normal showed up)
Pretty sure normies would not post here we tend to be mostly outsiders looking in and we debate topics that would never be allowed to occur on modern mainstream censored sites like facebook or twitter these are the last outposts of freespeech and open debate to a degree. Only reason that they exist is they have enough posts t from wide variety of backgrounds and POV's but is small enough not to grab the attention of the censors or mainstream, plus it is owned by an admin/mods that allow this to take place. Sure their are rules/TOS but yet their is much higher degree to allow open debates to occur then most mainstream sites would allow their are only few places around like this these days, well unless you go into the deep web then again those sites tend to be "by invite only" or extremely picky about posters and they can be taken offline at any time.
"...oh, I get it, you mean that since everyone's posts here are so bad anyway..." started the goblin continuing "...that apart from those other equally bad posters around you now, nomies wouldn't be here let alone post to this forum neither, where that being the case it would also mean that anyone can post quite freely within that context of such awfulness if only because most trolls are not following in their replies..." ventured the goblin agreeing with xxxxx somewhat but suspecting too that one really needed the other troll at this point to post some 1960's country and western music stream form youtube to kind of underline the crux of the goblin's conjecture towards the total redundancy of trolls in general, adding "...so there you have it then, one has the choice state news, fake news, and utter troll's posts too, trouble is though that it's rather hard to differentiate between them now isn't it...” as the 1960's country and western music stream started playing in the background again


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Very happy that Gabriel was recovering from the flu, Djafkri reminded that conflict and defiance build strength. But he knew how bad even a cold was so he knew it couldn't be easy and he hoped she was feeling tons better today.

Elsewhere in Grimlit
Along the shores of lake Sholg and still miles from the old city center...

A sudden explosion replaced the faint purr of the engines, confirming Brelg's worst suspicions. Sprays of water preceded the blare of the sirens as the patrol boat sped back towards the small village. Though their skiff was moored and equipped with an outboard engine, less than fifty vyentosk away, Chring and Brelg fled on foot. Even a Blackbird class cyborg was considered human enough to warrant detention and they were certain Dravilen-Mraezj had been advised. Observation towers and security cameras tracked their flight but could scarcely anticipate a shtrelvok. Persued by swiftly gliding djraveisp, as they circled a hidden receiver, their fragmented images dissolved.

Much like a coma, the dark void imprisoned their bodies. While desperate to communicate they could find no voice. With a sharp blast of an icy wind and flickering snowflakes, they reassembled near the outskirts of Skoflenz; a small city on Trelyon island in Zjrncheim. Unlike Chramrok, the northern hemisphere of the planet, known as Dvrokei, was near aphelion and cast in the dead of winter. Yet unlike the cyborg traitor, the snow covered landscape appeared very much alive.

Various official and emergency vehicles left bright swirls of snow, in their wake, as they raced to the point of arrival. Troops had earlier been deployed to set up and secure the perimeter when medics, clad in protective suits, escorted Chring and Brelg to one, of several, hastily erected tents. A checklist of medical tests were performed which, by sunset, led to yet another large tent and debriefing. Facilities that constructed the Blackbird class cyborgs remained elusive and, with Chring and Brelg's report, threat levels were high. Yet without the bold efforts of the tiger team and eventual elimination of the traitor, war was the most likely outcome; a far more ominous threat that still lurked in the shadows...

"Homelands only survive in their authors." the gatecrasher concluded, "Even conquest can't defeat a homeland until it invades that realm. Лучше смерть, чем бесчестие."

That said, he was also sad about the Ariana Grande concert. Not only the kids in Manchester but those in Syria too. But the content was a magnet for religious extremists. I mean, it's not like anything you'd hear in Dersu or Lancaster county and security was total fail.
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repost from elsewhere, the "sometimes I feel" thread

"...well to be honest sometimes I feel that I'm talking more freely to the dead than to anyone living, by that those living whom I don't want to say anything untowards to lest they too turn into ghosts of a by now long ago but not so long forgotten past with recollections and remonstrations anew..." mentioned the goblin knowing that for all his prudence it didn't do any good though, nor changed anything about what happened at the time, adding "...naah, they say "leave the past behind, just let it be and don't go back there", all sound advice for sure but this today becomes tomorrow's ghost of yesterday where my brain will still have its flashbacks of ghosts past, and then there I am again then and there they are too, me saying what I should have said and hearing some reply like what they would say wouldn't they, thus a conversation ensues and time passes anew...", meanwhile the sun, seemingly equally caught up in its daily orbit, moved in a slow relentless ark through a sky of utter indifference as the goblin somewhat in his usual spot below and in his usual manner too just accepted it with prudence, sighing "...no, with me it is what it is then, where only the truly mad ever try to be normal, the rest of us just hide it away as best we can..."


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Only having a few ghosts, including his parents and a cousin, Djafkri learned anonymity before he learned math. But adoption happened in less than a summer and he knew there would be more ghosts in his future. Life happens but not with guaranteed safe zones.

So Kiev is talking epic wall on it's border with Russia and banning Yandex there and in Odessa. They could build a wall around all of Ukraine and it would never be safe. Over a thousand years of Russian influence, since Rurik, can never be silenced... even by banning Vkontakte and Odnoklassniki too.

But now there are eleven more ghosts in Moscow because epic storms today. Trees were uprooted and crashed down on cars and buildings. Tons of people with no power and the Russian media called it a hurricane.

"But no way they'll admit it's climate change." the gatecrasher noted, "Just weird weather that's getting bizarre."

So now he'll jump into a car to grab sushi or pizza and nothing really changed up. Just a whole planet that may look like Venus someday and be inhabited by billions of ghosts...
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Assigned to the Daezj embassy, in Grimlit, and working under diplomatic cover, the cyborg traitor received most of his training and experience in Shrimosk. His skills were well received within the electronic intelligence division and echoed throughout the counter-intelligence community and the halls of Trzglnkeiv. Despite attempts to identify the cyborg as a double agent, a large dossier stolen by yet another double agent, and a voice recording, only a rather obscure quote led to the final investigation. In a previous sting operation, an innocent operative had been falsely accused and nearly indicted. Sheer luck and a failed dead drop were all that rescued him from his fate.

A red mark on a street sign and a parcel, taped to the underside of a vehicle, ended a joint, departmental mole hunt that lasted nearly twelve years. And to say that the cyborg operative was mercifully taken out was no exaggeration. Considering stories circulated, within the walls of the Vreimork maximum security prison, it would be easily considered preferable to being buried alive. In any event, sufficient communications had been intercepted to pass on disinformation, block investigations, and arrange transports for agents that had been compromised.

"Power." Chring had concluded, "He accepted no monetary gains in the dead drops, only recommendations, and his betrayal of Grdkeil created a convenient vacuum in the military establishment..."
"And he was offered a post." Brelg joined in, "Even a disaffected agent can lose his cover when other defectors are debriefed."

Had the cyborg requested asylum or not made a desperate physical contact during the constitutional crisis, he may have survived. But after two deaf years, and several unusual transfers, he had become suspicious, himself. In a down position, he claimed he heard strange sounds on his communications device that may have been wiretapping. Yet his attempts to hack into the case files proved futile...

"A double edged sword." the gatecrasher concluded, "Suspicion only leads to the source after innocent people have fallen."

So Djafkri wondered how many operatives fall prey to paranoia. Even a trusted friend could be a double, re-doubled, or triple agent and when and where were their loyalties at the time? Just a game of chess with invisible pieces and moves. So he wondered if anyone could even see the board. Or maybe a game that has losses and gains but no real winners...
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and the goblin for his part liked thanking those who posted here, saying "...the point is not what you read of someone but what you think from what you read, which in turn needs writing down to see what you are thinking too...", where to the goblin at least nothing seemed thought out until it was written down now


Each of these guys is making a million bucks per show.
And a cop makes ...
What the fuck is right about this pay structure?

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Each of these guys is making a million bucks per show.
And a cop makes ...
What the fuck is right about this pay structure?
And who has fostered, and enabled this ludicrous valuation of services? We, on our hampster (not xhampster -- that's an entirely different thing) wheels, paying far too much for goods we don't need, convinced of their necessity by the very advertising our pockets are fleeced to pay for.

Does it not seem absurd? That, in paying for an item, we must not only give over the cost of materials, labor, and profit, but we must also fork over enough to pay some yahoo millions of dollars to recite pure inanity on a show designed only to hold our attention long enough to be bombarded with demands that we buy more of that which we don't need, to pay for foolishness disguised as entertainment whose sole purpose is to provide a means to expose us to more attempts to separate us from money we shouldn't spend on things that we don't need...

Did I mention that these are things we don't even need? Yet we pay ludicrous prices for things of questionable value, while begrudging the man who steps into the void between us and the barbarians, and keeps this thin veneer of civilization hooked crookedly over our world, any more than enough to scratch by on...
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"...no like always perhaps, but you're trolls, so do please feel free to shoot either your leftist or rightist message clearly in the foot whenever the mood takes you now, for none will be any the wiser for all your words it seems, but you yourself might be wiser for having tried to grasp at it with your pen there instead of just cut/pasting someone else's stuff each time, or repeating someone else's view there..." suggested the goblin comfortingly enough he felt, then adding "...no I'd rather be thinking that you're wrong myself than not thinking anything much for not having first read it there from you...", the day too at this point seemed somehow balanced between getting hotter still or breaking out into a storm, the goblin just suspected it would choose eventually, adding "...state news seems so much spam that leaves no taste in the back of one's mind nor has much nutrition neither, whereas fake news is just more reactionary with provocative thoughts, even if at times it does contain those bones of bigotry that quite stick in one's throat, ah but that's just where one has to be careful how one eats, making sure one spits them out before swallowing those bones whole like so many do, naah you don't have to believe anything but you do have to question still..."

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And who has fostered, and enabled this ludicrous valuation of services? We, on our hampster (not xhampster -- that's an entirely different thing) wheels, paying far too much for goods we don't need, convinced of their necessity by the very advertising our pockets are fleeced to pay for.

Does it not seem absurd? That, in paying for an item, we must not only give over the cost of materials, labor, and profit, but we must also fork over enough to pay some yahoo millions of dollars to recite pure inanity on a show designed only to hold our attention long enough to be bombarded with demands that we buy more of that which we don't need, to pay for foolishness disguised as entertainment whose sole purpose is to provide a means to expose us to more attempts to separate us from money we don't need to spend on things that we don't need...

Did I mention that these are things we don't even need? Yet we pay ludicrous prices for things of questionable value, while begrudging the man who steps into the void between us and the barbarians, and keeps this thin veneer of civilization hooked crookedly over our world, any more than enough to scratch by on...


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Loquacious and yet not a word without import typed.


Yeah, Steve is a better writer than even his big ego knows😀
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Yeah, Steve is a better writer than even his big ego knows😀
Aw, shucks, guys -- I know.
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Aw, shucks, guys -- I know.


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I originally had composed a punctuation-free mid-western-freight-train's-length response which would have tested the average reader's ability to remain focused longer than they could hold their breath but I didn't use it.
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repost from elsewhere, the "I believe a friend of mine may be dying" thread

the goblin kept it all in focus here, saying "...so I'll light a candle then, and when I do I'll take time out to my life to think upon the gravity of a situation that could just as easily be you or me here, where sometimes there just aren't enough candles are there, whilst other times those candles burn out all too quickly, and with people saying that it's all the same and that there's no point to it, or that it's the wrong way in going about it too, but still one gave up one's time thinking upon it there, and still those candles burn their time away in a simple understanding as it were, that this time was someone else's time till next time when one lights up another candle simply because that is what does in time like this, till one is lighting up that last candle there knowing what it means really..."


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Escaping death, Sara kneaded the dough while Djafkri split logs for the fire. The small, dead man, sleeping along the horizon, bore millions of eyes. With a faint hum, they auto-focused, zooming in on their every move.

"It won't be reported." Djafkri noted, "Only committed to memory... for now. But the maintenance crews could get suspicious."

The bright, light emitting diodes, of a cold morning sun, had begun to rise when they climbed aboard the feet of the dead man. With a nervous twitch and a light explosion, it's muscles began to grind. Receivers throughout the dead man's body, picked up on the noises. And though it's millions of mouths scarcely remained mute, the ink, striking the pages, conveyed a complex pattern of deceptions and demands; orders targeting the cyborg's living components.

Turning right onto a street, commemorating one of the dead man's more dedicated servants by name, they passed slowly. Familiar landmarks, and a possible address, were all they had to assist their quest.

"Five C eight four P nine zero seven may be displaced." Sara cautioned, "Or totally consumed. Most of the caskets are occupied by the living."
"Or neither.", something responded.

Resounding through the small suburb, the dry monologue had only begun. No emotion could betray the logic of the cyborg and no interface was programmed into it's speech...

The breath of the dead man passed in toxic swirls over the vast chimneys of it's lungs as it spoke. And while only mildly amused, it's dead components persisted. No troops flanked it's passage and while spies, planted within the circuitry of electronic billboards, searched recorded patterns, they offered little resistance, as well...

"Eternal frost." the gatecrasher concluded, "It surges through the lungs of the dead man, supporting it's brain. Immortality carries a price that ignores the sneers from the lair but only the jeering ever really experiences the life it attempts to control."
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repost from elsewhere, the troll's forum, the "I'm very intelligent,ask me anything" thread

"...would you say that someone posting to this troll's forum was actually very intelligent..." asked the goblin somewhat holding back judgement in his way, then adding "...also would those asking those questions here be able to judge the intelligence of your replies too...", yet much in goblin's life fell into the category of "probably not then", as the day like all other days it seemed to move on to its tomorrow once more


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repost form elsewhere, the canadian troll's forum, the "do you think donald trump is mentallly ill" thread

("...no I don't think he's mentally ill, where he is an american after all, so they're all like that..." replied the goblin cordially)
America covers a lot of territory amigo. You must mean the USA? Trump is not only mentally ill. He is an arrogant fool who believes he's a king. How can anyone not knowtice that he has become the laughing stock of the world, for good reasons. The fucker is in hot water, and fails to see or understand the writing on the wall. Do you see it?
"...well that all sounds very american to me, so perhaps it's a generalization on my part but at least I'm not trying to excuse the madness of those who live above the 54paralel by pointing out the even greater madness of those who live below it, after all I mean anyone who can call canada "a bastion of sanity" either hasn't lived there yet or has been eaten by a bear by now..." mentioned the goblin who often wondered if those who were mad could recognise the madness around them

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"Mentally ill?" Sara pondered, "Intelligent?"
"Progressive and arrogant." the gatecrasher concluded, "Like clients of Serbsky, many people have an alternative lifestyle that breeches what Trump and the G7 call sanity. And the most intelligent humans are the ones who know how little we can know. They just accept our semi-intelligent condition and move on."
"And you?" Sara asked.
"I'm a god." the gatecrasher concluded, "Anyone that isn't a god is an easy mark. Only gods survive what humans call madness."
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