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10-04-2014, 09:13 PM
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"Oh yes, she does." Jimmy can be heard to say from the storage room.
Then ponytail girl trips with a full pitcher of beer in her hand, tossing lager all over herself and BP, as she tumbles into his lap. However, this gaff makes her blouse immediately diaphanous. As she rolls over in his arms in chagrin, it is obvious the beer was very cold, which seems to facing tell and bemusement BP. "Like I said, as a waitress, she sucks, but she has other charms that make up for her professional deficiencies." Jimmy murmurs over the sound of certain other labors in progress.
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10-08-2014, 01:03 PM
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I need assistance
How can I post my stories for critique and where?
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10-08-2014, 01:27 PM
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How about starting at the beginning by posting an introduction of you to us on the introduction page?
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10-08-2014, 01:49 PM
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See yon thread called Introductions? Stick your head in there, do the roll call thing in shout out, and then give critique to get 'em, dig? The come back here for coffee, adult beverages, and other frolics, some adult, and some not so adult.
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10-24-2014, 03:44 PM
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Been a long time since Post #13. Eight years later, and on Post # 7445.
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10-29-2014, 03:17 PM
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Holy Schnickees! Jay! Ancient Of Days Returneth!
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01-19-2015, 08:14 AM
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This is a weird thread. But I'll have a cup of that waitress.
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05-11-2015, 04:11 PM
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I would like a pastry which is not made from powder, gel and a 3D printer and a cup of real coffee. Thanks, I hope this is no problemo.
i leave you a buck. Nice day out there, not too hot, not too cold. i like your shirt, you look like a freak. Watch out for the dog, you nearly killed him with your huge foot. Just the coffee please...and hurry, it has begun to rain. . Last edited by sdenyer; 05-11-2015 at 04:44 PM..
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01-15-2016, 07:57 AM
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Just a few more months until our 10th Anniversary of The Coffee Shop opening.
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01-17-2016, 09:31 PM
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Six months waiting for a cup of coffee and you guys are still in business?
Hrmph.
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02-09-2016, 06:02 AM
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They ran out of Christmas themed cups and the Valentines cups haven't arrived yet.
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If you surrender a civilization to avoid social disapproval, you should know that all of history will curse you for your cowardliness - Alice Teller If John of Patmos would browse the internet today for half an hour, I don't know if the Book of Revelations would be entirely different or entirely the same.
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04-27-2016, 11:53 AM
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soup to smash
take a can of Campbells tomato soup and insert several drops of green food coloring which will make it appear as pea soup
you have done it so you know whats up but your mind will not be able to handle the situation
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04-27-2016, 12:00 PM
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Party cake
get a new box of saltines crackers, unopened as they must be crisp
food coloring of choice, I prefer a mixture of colors powdered sugar water in several small cups mix sugar, water and color to make sugar slips, watery surup spoon on crackers swirl liquid with tooth pick if using several colors move carefully to clean plate chill and serve once congealed to a party of people
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04-27-2016, 12:06 PM
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Surprise ice
with a ballpoint pen write on slips of paper thoughts
cut thoughts in small readable sizes and fill the ice cube tray with water add a few drops of food coloring too add slips of paper to each section freeze
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07-21-2016, 03:50 AM
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I like this from the menu.
"Well, one of our waitresses throws a fireball at you. Drink it if you can."
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07-21-2016, 03:53 AM
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beautiful world medicine turtle Cherokee
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08-12-2016, 10:05 AM
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Well, after reading that menu. I know have a full stock of terrible things to do to my players next time they try to seduce a barmaid.
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03-23-2017, 05:41 AM
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I wish to order a fireball, plese
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06-08-2017, 02:44 AM
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I can't decide between the rabid bat coffee or calamari coffee...
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06-08-2017, 12:19 PM
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06-16-2017, 07:30 PM
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It has been almost 11 years since I first walked into The Coffee Shop, on June 21, 2006. I still love to write. Been published in a psychology magazine and a health. Now I express my writings by putting them into 2D RPGs.
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06-21-2017, 07:05 AM
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Wow. I like it!
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06-28-2017, 10:05 AM
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06-28-2017, 10:47 AM
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You ARE the live entertainment.
Now, here's a ukele. Can you sing "When I'm Cleaning Windows"?
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06-29-2017, 05:52 AM
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When I'm cleaning windows in winter
Numb stupid red fingers slopping cloth across glass water running down my elbows oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh At least it pays better than being a writer. That it?
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06-29-2017, 06:56 AM
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https://youtu.be/sfmAeijj5cM
Didn't sound like George Formby, but yeah, you're hired. Payment's in cookies. Sweep the stage before you lock up, ok?
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06-29-2017, 10:04 AM
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Oh no, I'm way worse than George Formby. I can't put you through that again.
I may be penniless but I'm rich in integrity. Hey, how about performance poetry - I suck at that too but maybe someone else around here could have a bash before choking on the batwing coffee
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