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Old 02-17-2017, 04:40 PM
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Having written much about defecation,
having written much while defecating
I hide this crappy piece here
on a site that may very well be flushed away
without a moment's notice


Gruntin' it out on a Friday night

Been usin' a technique of drinkin' apple juice
(the real stuff, junior - organic) for two days

Evening of the second day excretiatingly satisfying

Hoping the treatment is complete for tomorrow

I'm at the range for a 10:30 to 3:30 shift
and there is only the one toilet
and I don't want to get bogged down in it
(bogged down - heh - that's funny if you're English)
(now I'm tryin' to imagine a Brit with a sense of
humour)

(Sorry)

You see - I wouldn't want to be hoggin' the can
when someone needs it like I do now

I mean, yes, it's true - most amateurs
don't shoot for shit
but
I don't want to risk stressin'
one
who does

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Old 02-17-2017, 05:25 PM
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Nick, sometimes, after reading what you write I am speechless.

Yeah, Mr. Pierce, I get ya.
Hey, as long as you're up toss me a fresh roll willya? This one's showin' cardboard and I'm only at the beginning of today's lunch.
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Old 02-21-2017, 01:13 AM
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Ah yes, excrement. The machinations of humankind. All for poo.
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Old 02-21-2017, 02:50 AM
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Ah yes, excrement. The machinations of humankind. All for poo.
Man's first creations, his demonstrable link with nature's denizens regarded with callous disdain.

Such is the arrogance of Homo Sapiens.
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