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Old 02-03-2014, 01:34 AM
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Well it is.

I wish that I owned Trump Towers.

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Old 02-03-2014, 09:12 AM
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You end up falling out of it and cracking your skull.

I wish for a Siberian Husky. i want one.
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Old 02-04-2014, 04:21 PM
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Granted!

You name it Bo and spend a small fortune getting its shots up to date. Then it runs away a day later.
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Old 02-04-2014, 08:13 PM
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Um... Bagit didn't wish for anything... so it didn't come true!

I wish that I could astral project.
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:24 PM
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(Ah, shoot. My bad!)

Your wish is granted! You enter the spirit world easy enough, but your return is blocked forever by an evil Troll.

I wish I was on a beautiful beach surrounded by scantily clad females.
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Old 02-06-2014, 08:03 PM
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Granted, too bad they're all rather fat.

(By the way, that troll that stopped me from returning. Was he a 4Chan regular, because then it makes sense... stupid trolls.)

I wish that I could enter an Accel World type game.
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Old 02-07-2014, 12:12 AM
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Wish granted, and you ended up being killed off like your character.

I wish for a leather whip and slave.
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Old 02-07-2014, 12:16 AM
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I swear... people now know the true you, Nok...

Time to act professional now, well your wish is of course granted, but it turns out that the whip is actually a piece of long pasta painted black and the slave is the gimp from Pulp Fiction... not too endearing is he...


By the way: "like your character." What the hell does that mean?
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Old 02-07-2014, 12:23 AM
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Time to act professional now, well your wish is of course granted, but it turns out that the whip is actually a piece of long pasta painted black and the slave is the gimp from Pulp Fiction... not too endearing is he...
Thanks for ruining a good visual wish.
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Old 02-07-2014, 12:27 AM
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It's a pleasure! But you didn't make a wish so your little yellow dude running around gets shot by a sniper for that.

I wish that I had a whip and a slave...
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Old 02-07-2014, 09:58 AM
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You make your own whip and become a slave to your own filthy and hedonistic desires. Also, you whip yourself because you think you don't work hard enough.

I wish that I had a whip and a slave...


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Originally Posted by NokturnalMe View Post
Thanks for ruining a good visual wish.
And here I had this visual of me romping around naked on all fours, Nok on my back muttering, "Geronimo, Kemo Sabe!" through the reins clenched in her teeth, trying to hold on with one hand while furiously whipping away with a little red and black braided leather whip...

Yee, haw!

You can play too, if you want, maidahl.

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Old 02-08-2014, 12:51 PM
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Make your wish Ed and quit ruining mine.
Naked, you? Oh boy, r-u-i-n-e-d wishes.
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Old 02-08-2014, 12:53 PM
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What is with this S&M stuff coming around whenever you people speak. Here I am, chilling, and then have to hear about leather and whips... 'tis entertaining of course.

Mayhaps at least, Nok...


Might as well fix the thread: I wish that there was no such thing as wishing.
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My Bat-man suit no longer fits right.

Where were we?

I wish it were all so true.
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Okay . . . your wish is released!

A deranged clown-puppet from a nearby circus enables a pic of you lounging on the couch for screensaver and teleports to it as you nap peacefully.

I wish I could communicate with a mythical god.
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You do, and assuming the typical role of a sadistic and omnipotent son of a cunt like all God, he strikes you down and transforms you into fallopian tube.

I wish I was dead.
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You become engrossed in mathematics and science and and wish you lived forever because you're so successful at it so evil, saith the Lord so he says you get to live forever and do as you wish.

I wish I was less uncouth.
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You become so proper Nok takes you under her wing to try and knock some sense into you.

I wish my whiskey glass would fill itself without me having to get up.
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Your wish is granted. The process of refilling itself gradually increases so much so that your cause of death is drowning in whiskey because you couldn't be bothered to help yourself in anyway as you witness the disaster. And even if you wanted to, you would be too inebriated to do anything.

I wish I was brave enough to embrace all that is around me.
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You are and you find that along with bravery came arms a mile long (to fit around it all) and now your shirts don't fit right.

I wish I could fly like in my dreams.
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You sprout gorgeous wings and can soar through the sky to your hearts content, but you also grow a crooked beak which deforms your face into something vulgar and obscure. Not only are you feared, but you are now unable to talk with humans, and descend into lovelessness and loneliness, too depressed even to fly.

I wish I was unaffected by heat.
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You aren't and no one will come see you because your house is always too warm.

I wish a person could see in advance all the different courses their life could take.

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You do, and none is any better than another, and none are that appealing, so you don't do anything and stay at the same decision while life passes you by.

You know when you imagine all the cool people you would meet if you did x and then you do it and you don't meet anyone of the sort? Well I wish you could meet them.
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I do and they're all just average.

I wish to be someone they'd want to meet.
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Granted!

Further communication with the living ceases. You'll meet them in an alternate state as a reaper.

I wish I'd stop aging.
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You do but instead of remaining static you begin regressing. Better stock up on diapers.

I wish I were a better businessman.
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Granted. You become so good that people shut their doors in your faces whenever they see you because they know without a doubt that they would inexorably fall for your carefully devised chicanery if they weren't more prudent. Hence, leading to your failure.

I wish I was more excited about life.
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You are and you die in a fit of giggles.

I wish it were tomorrow.
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