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Old 06-30-2017, 05:19 PM
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There was a McConnell so necrotic
Matched against a Pelosi despotic
A cancer that would thrive
In a swampy Potomac hive
Led by Ryan the neurotic

A realty star got an itch
And made the media his bitch
It made them all bitter
When he led them through twitter
Then the deep state turned into a snitch

The young had a Pied Piper named Bernie
Who looked like he escaped a gurney
The Democrats said No, not yet
And every super delegate
Went for the defrocked attorney

Victory was Hillies they felt
But tRUMP gained the aching rust belt
And Hillary’s Homey
J. Edgar Comey
Caused her last chances to melt

tRUMP’s victory made Necrotic Nancy
think that retirement would be to chancy
She called for people to Resist!
But it was just mushy grist
And made their impeachment dreams just a fancy

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Don't understand US politics. I tried. I did, I tried, but got really bored. Don't understand the first limerick at all.

The limericks serve well. Lack the traditional humour you'd expect but fit for purpose.


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Old 07-12-2017, 03:17 AM
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why spell tRUMP with caps lock? i no get it. maybe i'm being far-fetched but it's really cool for a "chimer-poem". down to earth and savory. i like ur titles. i suck at titles. i just call mine random in my files.<3
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