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Old 03-06-2018, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Beesauce View Post
I know youre wicked Nick Pierce.
Here a hero and the gunman.
The hero is put away

Yes tis horrible Pralina.
In the U.S. N.P. is paid to poem what's happening
Nope. What' oh, not APril Fools yet.
This is a poem too disguised as a joke on a day
before the day, oh,. Mistakes -
Seehow. I dson'sstuudttter .
Wait. WWait. Don't tell me
Screenshots AreUS.
Here comes NPR

Snap

What does it sound like to type WHISTLE
woooohhhssoooosssooohhhhsshshhhhhhh.bee

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(Around The Mountain She Comes):



Yep.

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Old 03-06-2018, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick Pierce View Post
Yep.

Bee still my achy breaky heart

If I were clever I'd fashion a poem
in the shape of a heart & key
and let you fart all over it
just got shits and giggles
as you like, i judge not
shrim shrim is your future billon dollar movie!
The prize is the joke "What is shrim?" the greatest therapy
known to Tim & Eric

Next up> infinity no Buzz. Stop.
Nobody knows anything about nothing.
Shut up.
Buzzbuzz.
L:ater N.P.
When it's your b-day i will send a golden roll of TP. Po Box?
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Old 03-06-2018, 09:57 PM
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Godbluff by Van Der Graaf Generator

for you and yours
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Like a bullit gone a hard word
Unretrevable does harm

a gun or mouth both dangerous
both heart killers

Use communication to render
weapons useless

Violence in all its forms everywhere
repoduces itself.
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Originally Posted by Palindrome View Post
It's not true. It's not even plausible.
Nobody's crazy enough to walk into a gun-barrel with a pencil. .

Very few gun barrels are large enough to walk into, even crouched over. I would use a sharpie instead of a pencil because the fumes might cause the gunman to have an allergic reaction.
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Very few gun barrels are large enough to walk into, even crouched over. I would use a sharpie instead of a pencil because the fumes might cause the gunman to have an allergic reaction.
If I find myself walking into a gun barrel my flashlight will help me see what is happening next.
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nope, nobody walks into gun barrels with sharpies i guess unless that person is me.

Allergic reactions -- whose allergic to a sharpie?

Oh. I get it.

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I am not kidding.
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