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Old 07-26-2013, 12:27 PM
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Yes, I know it is the fashion
amongst many
to enact a staggering variety of mannerisms
upon it

Tonguing, annointing, inserting various body parts

Inserting various other sundry articles

And I'm sure all of that is quite okay if
that is your adult desire

But I'm a simpler man

When it opens up to allow the dropping of dross
and recloses all of its own accord
that is miracle enough

Pleasure aplenty

And in mute gratitude I give it a
perfunctory wipe or two with whatever
is at hand and, enlightened, continue
on my merry way

It has always been my policy to
treat an asshole as an asshole

In my opinion it neither wants
nor deserves
anything else

Now you may think I'm full of crap

If so, I suggest you go to where I've been
and have a look around

You may find a reevaluation of my content is in order

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Amen to that.

Not sure about the spelling of tongueing. Don't think the e should be there. Perhaps it could be solved by using ‘rimming”.


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Originally Posted by iDrew View Post
Not sure about the spelling of tongueing. Don't think the e should be there.
Yeah, the 'e' is wrong.
Me go fix now.
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Originally Posted by Nick Pierce View Post
Yes, I know it is the fashion
amongst many
to enact a staggering variety of mannerisms
upon it

Tonguing, annointing, inserting various body parts

Inserting various other sundry articles

And I'm sure all of that is quite okay if
that is your adult desire

But I'm a simpler man

When it opens up to allow the dropping of dross
and recloses all of its own accord
that is miracle enough

Pleasure aplenty

And in mute gratitude I give it a
perfunctory wipe or two with whatever
is at hand and, enlightened, continue
on my merry way

It has always been my policy to
treat an asshole as an asshole

In my opinion it neither wants
nor deserves
anything else

Now you may think I'm full of crap

If so, I suggest you go to where I've been
and have a look around

You may find a reevaluation of my content is in order



Wise ass that I was.
Dolt that I am.

Thus is the progress
of
one
inconsequential
man.
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Good poem. Makes sense to me, ha.
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Originally Posted by Luciaphile View Post
Good poem. Makes sense to me, ha.
Yeah, some of them are tied together pretty tight.
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