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Old 09-26-2009, 08:48 PM
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I thought I'd try my hand at creating a Board Game, and, if it fails, oh well!
I stole most of this from the show Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Here's how it works.
I start by posting the "World's Worst..." something and the person below me has to post what they think it would be. For example: If I say (and I am now stealing directly from the show) "World's Worst TV Advertisement."
Then the person below me can say something like (again, stolen from the show) "Hi, I'm Drew Carey for SlimFast!"
Then the person who replied has to post their own Worlds Worst something, and so on and so forth.
I'm interested to see if this translates well haha.

Here's the opener:
World's Worst To Say In Front Of A Priest.

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your condom machine is out of stock.


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Hey, lets compare sizes.

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Moon Unit Zappa, I couldn't make that up.

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I didn't do my homework, but, if you meet me in the bathroom I'll make it up to you :wink: (That's if you have a good teacher haha)

World's worst time to break out into song.
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While in an execution line.

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While in a prison shower.

World's worst time to say "That's what she said".
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When your toddler is explaining why daddy's 'wrestling' the baby sitter and they were sent to watch cartoons.

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Use only one drop of donkey urine on problem area and drink Chimp sperm 6 times a day for dramatic hair growth.
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It's okay, I was drunk!

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What? You want some of this too!

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I know she's your sister... but I would. I notice she's really blossomed over the last year or so. Kinda reminds me of your mom...


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How about we skip first, second and third and go straight to home?

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Nothing better to do with my time. (What is a good reason to let yourself be castrated?)

World's worst time for your dog to bark.
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Ketchup on your burger. Lovely.

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Liz Carrol (foster mother of Marcus Fiesel. If you don't know the story, google it, I don't have the heart to write it out. That's if, of course, I understand what a supply teacher is haha.)

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To shave your face (or something else... I'll let you figure it out haha)

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While changing in the locker room of a gym and a man just walked out off the showers.

World's worst time to reply with "That's what she said."
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When a recently blinded man cry's out 'no, i cant find it!'

Worlds worst time shout 'I've got a bomb!'
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Worst time to spontanously combust.
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When you first meet the Queen of England.

World's worst time to start talking about androids taking over the world.
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