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05-10-2006, 05:20 PM
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Corrupted Wishes Game
The Corrupted Wishes Game!
This game is incredibly fun, especially when many people are here replying at once.
Heres how it goes. First, you begin by granting the wish of the person who posted before you. Then, you add a consequence, or something that happens directly, or indirectly because of that wish. After that, you end with your own wish. Heres an example...
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Example
Person 1:
I wish I was ten feet tall.
Person 2:
Granted. You grew to be ten feet tall, and your head smashed through the roof.
I wish for a pet monkey.
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Ok, so I hope you get the idea. I will start off with the first wish. Be creative and as gruesome as you want!
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I wish I could turn invisible.
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05-10-2006, 05:49 PM
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Granted, but while you were invisible, the rest of the world became invisible, and you were the only one that couldn't see.
I wish I had a mountain dew.
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05-10-2006, 05:52 PM
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granted but you trip and spill it all
I wish this place wasnt so WF
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05-10-2006, 05:55 PM
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Granted, but since every idea on the face of the planet HAS already been used once before in time, it's now very simpler to GT
I wish I had my MP3 player.
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05-10-2006, 06:56 PM
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Granted. You now have your MP3 player, except while you weren't listening to it, a crazy travelling scientist stole it and modified it to produce mind controlling soundwaves. You are now under his control
I wish I could control other people's minds.
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05-10-2006, 06:57 PM
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Granted, but no one really cares for you, so they laugh instead of listen.
I wish this gum hadn't lost its taste.
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05-10-2006, 06:59 PM
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Granted. It changed it's taste instead. It is now the equivilent of horse manuere in flavor, so you spit it out and open another piece.
I wish swimming wasn't so tiring.
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05-10-2006, 06:59 PM
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Granted, instead you just drown. Dying is less tiring.
I wish I could see what I was doing.
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05-11-2006, 11:13 AM
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Granted. You gain owl's eyes and daylight really bothers you.
I wish that I didn't have to leave in two/three minutes.
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More than one,
less than none,
Worthless?
Gain some time,
but lose the rhyme,
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05-11-2006, 11:17 AM
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Granted, instead you have to leave in about 30 minutes...ago.
I wish the school day was over.
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05-11-2006, 11:28 AM
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I'll play.
Granted. You have to stay till 1 A.M.
I wish I could bottle my genius and sell it.
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05-11-2006, 11:29 AM
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Granted, but to even be considered an idiot, you have to at least an IQ of 70, where you lack to the ammount of 4.
I wish this class wasn't so damn boring.
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05-11-2006, 02:45 PM
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(OMH whisp this is so awesome...)
Granted, the class is on fire!! Isn't that just the best???
I wish the hair on my head (I've been playing this game too long) was longer.
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Originally Posted by Dephere
they're probably just little 12-year-olds who have nothing better to do than pretend they know how to write.
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05-11-2006, 03:04 PM
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Granted, lucky you, I would have said something naughty, but since you covered it, your hair on your head gets longer, but falls out because it doesn't like you.
I wish my headache was gone.
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05-11-2006, 04:37 PM
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yeah exactly I'm smart I know how to play!!!
granted. good luck not having a head at all....
I wish we had some GOOD food to eat.
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Originally Posted by Dephere
they're probably just little 12-year-olds who have nothing better to do than pretend they know how to write.
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05-11-2006, 04:41 PM
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Granted, but unknowning, you get a flavorful delicasy from Africa, Horse Crap.
I wish I had something to drink
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05-11-2006, 06:09 PM
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Granted. You drink one my pattened Lemo'nades', and for some reason, you get massively addicted to them and eventually get very fat.
I wish I could make thinks appear by snapping my fingers.
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05-11-2006, 06:11 PM
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Granted, but all that can appear are rabbid squarels. Good luck
I wish I knew the name of this song.
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05-11-2006, 06:16 PM
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Granted. But since the name of the song is an entire paragraph long, you decide not to read it.
I wish make the floor as slippery as ice directly under people's feet.
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05-11-2006, 06:22 PM
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Granted, but since I don't know what you mean, it backfires and you're dead.
I wish I knew what he asked for?
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05-12-2006, 07:17 AM
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Granted. Your brain implodes, leaving a black hole into which all your internal organs are sucked leaving only a husk.
I wish I could speak spanish.
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05-12-2006, 09:09 AM
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Granted, but in turn, the rest of the world only speaks English, so being the only Spanish speaker, you were killed.
I wish it was the weekend already.
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05-12-2006, 08:59 PM
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Granted, but now you are chronally displaced and unable to interact with the rest of the real world.
I wish I was living in Atlanta.
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05-12-2006, 09:46 PM
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Granted, but then you realize you actually CAN'T breathe underwater and so you drown.
I wish I could find the perfect dress
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05-13-2006, 10:27 AM
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Granted but as it hanging in your closet, a white, middle class, Protestant man breaks into your house and steals it.
I wish our school had decent food.
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the rain's the rain, some air'd be good for me...
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05-13-2006, 11:11 AM
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Granted, but the food cost so much that they are forced to charge even the poor destitute students a ridiculous amount. In turn it leads to the collapse of our society as a whole, resulting in the bankruptcy of even the greats, like Bill Gates due to the steady increase of all food costs because of one student who begged for better food.
I wish I had the perfect idea to write about.
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05-13-2006, 02:01 PM
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Granted, it's about me
I wish my floppy hadn't gotten ride of my story. 
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05-13-2006, 02:31 PM
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Oh boy, I haven't played this game in ages.
Granted. It kept the story, but told you that it got RID of it.
I wish that petrol (gas) prices would go down.
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05-15-2006, 05:18 PM
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Granted, but while going down, we found a way to use water, so it was free for the rest of us, while you stayed with your gas.
I wish school would hurry and end already.
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05-16-2006, 04:26 PM
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Granted, but then you realize that school ended and propelled you into adulthood and you are now a single father with four kids and bad credit.
I wish Bend was still my home.
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