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Originally Posted by JohnConstantine View Post
massive weener

peaceful tyrant

honest politician

free money

and wait for it... (crucify me if you will)

satisfied woman

*runs for the hills*
The first would make me laugh if I ever saw something like that, Does it come in jars or tins?
The third is not only an oxymoron, but outright impossible.
And finally, yes you saved the best for last, But they do exist you know.
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But they do exist you know.
but only for a short while after spending time with the first on the list
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It does have to be quite an active one then. With hands and mouth.
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Originally Posted by luckyme View Post
It does have to be quite an active one then. With hands and mouth.
Or batteries, so I've heard.


Edit: Oh and here's a terrible one. Probably poor taste, in fact, no I'll leave it...
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Originally Posted by JohnConstantine View Post
Or batteries, so I've heard.


Edit: Oh and here's a terrible one. Probably poor taste, in fact, no I'll leave it...
Nothing can beat the real thing. You should know that, or maybe not.

And how bad can that terrible one be? Bring it, give us your worst oxymoron, can't be less dignified as this is already.
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Originally Posted by luckyme View Post
Nothing can beat the real thing. You should know that, or maybe not.

And how bad can that terrible one be? Bring it, give us your worst oxymoron, can't be less dignified as this is already.
Oh it can be Lucky, this is pretty bad... I almost hate myself for thinking of it.

As for battery operated weeners I wouldn't know, but I guess from the general rhetoric you get from some women that they are preferable to the ones preserved in jars or tins.

Anyway here goes, feel free to delete if you think it lowers the tone of the forum.

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Originally Posted by JohnConstantine View Post
Oh it can be Lucky, this is pretty bad... I almost hate myself for thinking of it.

As for battery operated weeners I wouldn't know, but I guess from the general rhetoric you get from some women that they are preferable to the ones preserved in jars or tins.

Anyway here goes, feel free to delete if you think it lowers the tone of the forum.

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That one has to have sprung from a
dry well. (is that even an oxymoron?)
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Originally Posted by Annaley S. View Post
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ha, that's a clever one.

I've got to say some peeps in the thread think that an oxymoron is just two opposite words. But hey ho.

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Originally Posted by JohnConstantine View Post
I've got to say some peeps in the thread think that an oxymoron is just two opposite words. But hey ho.
Yeah some people are just saying opposites. This is the official deffinition of oxymoron.

oxymoron (ks-mrn, -mr-)
n. pl. oxymora (-mr, -mr) or oxymorons A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.
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