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Old 10-02-2014, 08:19 PM
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Sexy...However you wanna' do it, just make it happen. Just do it. You know... IT. And have fun, because bein' sexy is fun.

I'll start...

Lips meet, warm and deep.


See? Easy-peasy.

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Old 10-02-2014, 09:41 PM
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Good thing I didn't post the first thing that came to mind. It could have been disastrous.
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(Sexy, not pornographic. Keep it classy and sassy. Dig?)

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Shing tao, lu wu shu.

Nick, what is that?

Mr. Pierce, those are five words on the topic.

But Nick, that doesn't seem to be English.

No, your Pierceness, it's not.

Then where is it from?

A few years ago I was at this dinner after a martial art seminar given by this Asian guy (he had an American interpreting for him) and when a stunning Californian participant (of Russian descent) showed up fashionably late there was a short bit of confusion regarding the seating.

Observing this the Instructor said to her "Shing tao, lu wu shu".

We looked at the translator who paused then deadpan stated: the closest meaning in English is 'As long as I have a lap you have a place to sit'.

Funny how some things never get forgotten, eh, Pierce old pal?
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Let's do that again.
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Fire up that engine, sweetness!
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Mmm, that feels nice.
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Too direct, Jackson. Please find a way to be family friendly.

Beat around the bush, bro.
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Don't take off the boots.
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