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Old 07-08-2009, 11:39 PM
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Make good money from freelance writing:
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Old 07-09-2009, 11:11 PM
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Ladies, make good money starring in my new porno series. No experience necessary and all types are accepted (though having a twin sister would be a plus).
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You don't even have to look alike. He'll film you anyway.
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That's right. Identical schmentical. Look, this is a profit share arrangement. We film today, I'll split the profits with you tomorrow.

You know, this might actually work...
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The very phrase drips with unconscious irony.

You want the porno film to end them all, wait until OctoMom's kids hit 18
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You want the porno film to end them all, wait until OctoMom's kids hit 18
Gasp! Dear God in Heaven, that is the best idea I've ever heard.

Lin, I want you to be my male star. Double fetish. You'll still be, you know, like, you'll still be able to... you know?

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You'll still be, you know, like, you'll still be able to... you know?
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Old 07-11-2009, 10:47 PM
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Well, you know, you're like already, like, what, in your 60s? And it'll be 18 more years before they're legal. Will you still be able to... you know? At the age of 80, will you still be able to... YOU KNOW?

I can't make this any clearer.
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Ah, yes.... THAT! I have a hazy recall. Maybe in 18 years it'll come back to me. I can already envision an "Octegenarian Octuplet Sex" website. Perhaps RocketEightyEight.com domain is available?
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I'm lost for words Lin.
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