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Old 06-29-2006, 03:59 PM
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This was written by a friend of mine, I just rediscovered it and had to share just for the comedy value. I have to say I love it when writing doesn't take itself so seriously. Enjoy!


Kitty is a little crazy,
but she's the bestest kind of lady:
she knows the words to Disney songs,
and I'll sit by and sing along.

She understands the joy of rocks,
and writes about my stripey socks.
she brings a light bulb to my day
and cheers me up in her own way.

Kitty McPretty makes me see
why uni is the place to be,
cuz otherwise I'd not have met her,
and we'd not be birds of a feather.

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Old 06-29-2006, 04:01 PM
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Disney songs, eh? Let's make a workshop around Disney songs....
What say you, Kitty McPretty?
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Old 06-29-2006, 04:05 PM
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I fear I'd never stop writing and my novles and stories and my poems would die.. lol.

The friend and I, sat in a mini bus full of our peers, singing any disney song that came into our head it was awesome.. its things like that, stupud things that make life worth living.
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Old 06-29-2006, 04:21 PM
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As long as we whistle while we work, I can live without that workshop -but I won't forget it -
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:25 PM
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ahaha, that's awesome.

you're very lucky Kitty McPretty, I've never had a friend write a silly poem about me before
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:53 PM
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lol...Oh Kitty....it feels wrong calling you that. I can only imagine you rocking out to "A Whole New World" or "Be Our Guest".
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hey now... "Be Our Guest" is some classy stuff.
Disney Movies seriously have the best songs.
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I've actually ben caught singing "I Just Can't Wait to be King" as loud as I could....it was embarassing, no matter how many drinks I had had.
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aww, no. It's just cute.
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Which king, Dephere? Elvis? MLK? Of England? Of some imaginary world somewhere we can follow you to? Do tell us!
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The king of LIONS!
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hehe...I dreamed of being the King of the Universe, of course. I'm more than just a regular meglomaniac....
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When you get there, I have a list of wishes I'd like you to consider granting, if you please, kind sir, your Royalness!!
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When I'm there I'll be sure to lend a compassionate ear to all the members of WB.

You'll be my favored subject, given your own planets too.
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ooh ooh!
what planet can I have?
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X...Y...I don't know, one of those undiscovered ones.

Sorry we got carried away Kal! It's all your fault though.
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Don't worry highly entertining and for future reference, my favoutire disney is the little mermaid, and I think merlin from sword in the stone was based on my lecturer.

I want a cool planet...
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Imagine - my own planet... My rules! I own everything and everyone! I just can't wait to be a goddess!
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I already am

kali means dark goddess. oh yeah!
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Well, some people have all the luck!
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I want one to!! Don't leave me out... *sob*

My favorite Disney movie was...The Fox and The Hound. The fox was so cute when it was little!
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3Saje3 - you can have half of my panet if you want -
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Aww, that was very altruistic of you, Kit.

Okay here we go...

Paradox - Planets X & Y

Kal - .... umm .... Neptune ... (I figured of all of them it was the most piratey)

Kit - *some more thinking* Jupiter...

Saje - Uranus...I had to give it to someone...

Are you people happy now?!
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hehe... when I was in Spain last summer a friend & I sang disney songs and "my heart will go on" in the back of the bus... come to think of it I think we did that on the plane coming back too

I'm obsessed with aladdin... there's a really funny video of me when I was really little singing/acting out the songs...

very cute poem kali
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Even though it's not Disney, the Road to Eldorado and Anastasia are favouties of ours.. god I'm nearly 20 and thats a good time to me..
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I have these videos and dvd's for sale...

If Jupiter is a derivation of Jove and pater, then what is the feminine of Jupiter - Jumiter? Jupitra? Jova? Jup was the most powerful god, equivalent to Zeus.. mmm. Zeussa? This goddess needs a name so her worshippers can get it right when they perform obeisance, prayer and sacrifice.. Who want to join me for an afternoon of ambrosia and planetary pool? Neptune is the 8-ball.
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hey, I didn't get a planet...

And Titania is a moon of Uranus, you know. Hence my avatar
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Since Zeus overthrew the Titans, he fought your sire - I hope that does not mean we are at war! Of course, if you are the Faerie Queen and not the daughter of a Titan, then we are allies, naturement!
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I am, of course, the Faerie Queen, so never fear; we have no quarrel with one another. Allies indeed.
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Tonight, I am making hard tack for a gathering of sailors. I shall tin some for all of us to succor us as we sail the celestial ocean to our planetary homes.
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